Spirit Puns: Telling jokes and puns is and art. You must have a terrible sense of humor to represent your joke in a specific manner so that the listeners understand between the lines meaning to respond at your jokes. It is not always a joke that is good or bad, many times it is the tack tick of the person to tell the jokes. Halloween is not always thrilling and chilling, it must add a bit of haunted humor to lighten the mood.
If you think it’s easy to tell jokes and puns, then you probably don’t know much about the art of it. You see, there are a lot of elements that come into play when it comes to creating a good pun or joke. There has to be a clever and witty way of representing the joke so that the listeners can get the gist of it in a short amount of time. Plus, they have to be able to get the punchline the same way you did. If you’re not great at all this, then you might want to stick to telling memes instead!
Oh sheet. Is it Halloween again already?
It’s like they say – ghouls just wanna have fun.
I’m reading a book about poltergeists. It’s a real page turner.
Ghosts are rubbish at lying. You can see right through them.
Why don’t ghosts like parties? They have nobody to dance with.
A ghost walks into a bar. The barman says “who ordered a spirit?
A local chap failed to pay the exorcist, and ended up getting repossessed.
Read a book called “Wooooooooh”. I suspect it was written by a ghost writer.
A local farmer thought his chicken coop was haunted. He had to call the eggsocist.
I’ve noticed that ghosts in lifts always seem to be happy. I think it raises the spirits.
A house near me is haunted by a ghost that only moves horizontally. It’s a spirit level.
Alcohol Spirit Puns
Q. You shouldn’t date spirits?
They’ll always ghost you.
Q. Do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
That’s the spirit.
Q. After drinking mineral spirits…What did I say?
I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.
Q. A ghost walks into a bar at 4 am.
The bartender says: “sorry, we don’t serve spirits after 3.”
Q. What did the ghost say to his friend on the 4th of July?
Red, white, and boooo.
Q. You know what would really lift my spirits these days?
If I integrated a gym into my liquor store.
Q. When drinking spirits, it’s important to be responsible.
Otherwise your decisions could come back to haunt you.
Q. What do you call a dwarven convict who can talk to spirits and escape prison?
Small medium at large.
Q. A Jim Beam warehouse caught fire, destroying 40,000 barrels of bourbon.
Warehouse workers were reported to be in “low spirits.”Seriously though, terrible loss.
Christmas Spirit Puns
My friend got attacked by a spirit, It got charged with a-soul-t
How did Scrooge end up with the football? The ghost of Christmas has passed.
I’m trying to get into the Christmas Spirit, But I just can’t seem to open the bottle
Do you guys know which album Smells Like Teen Spirit was on? wait I got it, nevermind
I bet you’re a real freak in the sheets. Wait. Ghost. I mean, I bet you’re a ghost. Happy Halloween?
That skeleton over there said they’d get your number for me but they didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Is there a ghost in your pants/dress? Because there’s definitely something paranormal happening under there.
Holiday Spirit Puns
Q. Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Q. When are ghosts the most scary?
Q. Why are some ghosts so happy?
Every shroud has a silver lining.
Q. What is in a ghost’s nose?
Q. When do ghosts eat breakfast?
In the moaning.
Q. Why did the ghost cross the road?
Because it was poultry-geist.
Q. My ex actually has 3 spirit animals:
Lion, Ass, Cheetah
Q. She fell in love with a spirit
She got ghosted.
Q. Why don’t spirits wear shoes?
Q. Where does the spirit of a cat live?
in the purrgatory.
Q. What’s Donald Trump’s spirit animal?
Q. My spirit animal is the crocodile
I live in denial.
Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Q. What does a panda ghost eat for dinner?
Q. What advice do ghosts give their children?
Only spook when spoken to.
Q. Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Q. Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale?
He’s a bargain haunter.
Q. What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet?
A hole-y terror.
Q. What did the encouraging girl spirit say to the other ambitious girl spirit?
You ghost girl!
Q. I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson’s death.
Guess they’re blaming it on the boogie.
More Ghost and Spirit Puns
Q. What’s a monster’s favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet.
Q. How do ghosts stay fit?
By exorcising daily.
Q. What’s a ghoul’s favorite bean?
A human bean.
Q. Where did the ghost go on holiday?
Q. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q. Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
Q. What did the mama ghost say to her baby?
Fasten your sheet belt.
Q. Where will the ghost go on holiday next year?
Q. What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces?
A toastie ghostie.
Q. What do you call a truly funny ghost comedian?
Ghost Jokes and Puns
Q. Why do ghosts like elevators?
They raise their spirits.
Q. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Q. What do ghosts eat for supper?
Q. What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
Q. Where do ghosts like to trick-or-treat?
Q. Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
No haunting license
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are ghouls best friends!
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
“Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.”
Q. What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room?
Spirit and Ghost Jokes
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store.
Q. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
It raises their spirits.
Q. How do ghosts find out their future?
They read their horror-scopes.
Q. Who did the ghost take to prom?
Q. Where do ghosts like to trick or treat?
Q. What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
Q. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Q. What’s the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which.
Q. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Q. Who do vampires buy their cookies from?
The Ghoul Scouts.
Q. How can you tell that vampires love baseball?
They turn into bats every night.
Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
Q. What’s the teen ghost’s favorite kind of makeup?
Q. What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg?
A hobblin’ goblin.
Q. What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist?
His house was repossessed.
Q. Why do mummies have so much trouble keeping friends?
They’re too wrapped up in themselves.
Q. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Punny Ghost Pick-up Lines
Your grave or mine?
Will you be my boo?
I’m a ghoul for you.
Can I be your boo?
If I had arms, I’d hug you.
I’ve got that invisible touch.
It’s scary how good you look.
Hey, wanna fang — I mean hang — out?
Are you a ghost? Because I see you as my boo.
I’d never ghost you… not even on Halloween.
Hey boo, am I dead or am I waiting for you?
Are you a monster, because you look Frankfine.
I bet you’re a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.
Are there any spirits in you? Would you like one?
Are you a bat? Because I sure am hung up on you.
I dressed up as a ghost… Wanna get under the sheets?
Heeeeey, Boo! Got any room for me under that sheet?
Are you a ghost? Because I think you should be my boo.
You must be a zombie, because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
If I could rearrange the cemetery, I’d put boo and I together.
Are you a ghost? Because I can see right through to your soul.
The scariest thing about tonight is how good we’d look together.
I’m not a bat but a night with me will turn your world upside down.
Are you’re a girl or a ghoul? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Boy, I wanna die for you and then come back and haunt your bedroom.
I may be Dracula, but I don’t want to stay a bat-chelorette. Let’s go out.
Are you a mummy? Because you’re keeping your love for me under wraps.
Are you possessed by a ghost? Because you’re the only phenomenon I see.
I should have dressed as a ghost tonight so that I could get you under my sheets.
I think I’m a ghost because I’m willing to walk through fire and walls just to be with you.
Cute Ghost Puns
I’m here for the boos.
Shake your boo-ty!
If you’ve got it, haunt it.
Haunting my exes.
Where my ghouls at?
More boos, please.
Romeo and Ghouliet.
I go to the bars for boos.
Fasten your sheet belts!
I think I have deja-boo.
Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced.
Have an eek-tastic Halloween!
The ghostess with the mostest.
Ghouls just want to have fun
Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.
Jokes and puns are an art. You must have a terrible sense of humor to represent your joke in a specific manner so that the listeners understand between the lines meaning to respond. They need to get it, and that’s not always easy.
Spirit puns are the perfect way to get people to get the joke without needing too much explanation. They’re like little dares that make people chuckle without revealing too much information. So, next time you’re in the mood for some laughs, try out some spirit puns!