Make a wish jokes: Some make jokes that no one knows (tell friends) and laugh out loud. I absolutely hate it when people post messages hinting that today is their cake day just so that people can wish for them. However, jokes are such a thing that people love to read and make their day. For that reason I have collected some beautiful wish jokes, hope you love to read. (Make a Wish Jokes).
So it’s your birthday today, right? Do you know what that means? You can ask any three people you know to make a wish on your behalf! Now, you might be thinking that this isn’t anything too great, especially if they’re not your friends – after all, why would they want to wish anything for you if they don’t really know you? Well, the answer to that question is simple: just because they don’t know you doesn’t mean they won’t be happy to make a wish jokes for someone who wants it so badly!
Make a Wish Jokes
If you’re looking to make someone laugh today, then you’ve come to the right place! I’ve rounded up some of the best make a wish jokes that are sure to tickle anyone’s funny bone (it’s pretty ironic that we have bones in our bodies that control our ability to laugh!). Make your day (and possibly make someone else’s day) by reading through these hilarious and well-thought-out jokes and hope they inspire you to start writing your own! Make a Wish Jokes.
What’s the same about “Make a Wish Program” and “Dark Jokes”?
They never get old.
[su_quote]I wish I could kill my family but you realize you’re an orphan.[/su_quote]
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff?
“I don’t wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer.”
[su_quote]I wish my grass was emo then it would cut itself[/su_quote]
A guy finds a genie…
He says, “I wish I was better at talking to women.”
“Poof!” the genie says, “You’re gay!”
[su_quote]A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.” (Make a wish jokes)[/su_quote]
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There were 15 ugly guys on the bus.
The bus crashed and they all went to heaven.
God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish.
The first guy said,”I want to be handsome. ” God granted his wish.
The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish.
The third guy said ” I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish
and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.
The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish?” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
[su_quote]What did the make-a-wish kid say when the avengers turned up without tony stark? “We are in the endgame now”[/su_quote]
I wish I was a policeman cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
[su_quote]Clarie: I don’t even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I’m getting over it, then you must have an oatameal for a brain. Jordan: Clarie … you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful! Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down. Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but if you say that he is not a “bad person”, my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don’t tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please? Clarie: Shush Karlen is coming! Karlen: Hey guys, that ben guy for sure as a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!![/su_quote]
Chesley, in horror, runs out of the cockpit of the plane coming from London, “I’m so very sorry everyone, I punched the wrong buttons and we are heading to DC instead of New York and we are about to run out of fuel. He opens the door and turns around to the five passengers and exclaimed, “I’ve parachutes but miscounted. We only got four for the passengers.” He jumps off.
Donald faced the other four and ordered:
“I’m the greatest leader in the world and I’ll make the decision. Tony, you go first, our country needs you. The whole wide world needs you. Pandemic is raging.” Tony jumps off.
Francis,my friend, you go next, pandemic is ravaging the mind and body of millions. Their soul needs saving. Save Vladimir’s and Xi’s for me.” Francis jumps off.
Hillary faced Donald furiously. “Who are you to make decisions for us? I should have been president. I’m the smartest woman in the whole world in history.” Hillary jumps off.
Donald gazed at the young woman and started talking: “I’m an old man. I have already lived a full life – beautiful wives, children just a beautiful life. It’s just beautiful. I’ve become president of the most powerful country, the most beautiful, the richest.
Regrets? I’ve made a few but did it my way. Greta, go on. Your future is bright. I just wish I can make my country great again and have the chance to help save the world with you. I believe in second chances. Look at my bankruptcies, believe me. And I wish I’ve played more golf and …”
Greta interrjected, “Just shut the f* up. The plane is about to crash. Let’s go and save the world. The smartest woman in history took my backpack!”
[su_quote]This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.[/su_quote]
[su_quote]Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.[/su_quote]
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo.
Me: so they would hang themselves
[su_quote]I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.[/su_quote]
3 blonde girls are on an island and are much too far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them 1 wish each. The first girl says “I wish I was smart enough to get off this island” so the genie makes her a redheaded girl. She cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says “I wish I was even smarter then her, so I don’t have to do so much manual labor” so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island.The finale girl says “I wish I was smarter then both of them!” So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
[su_quote]A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If I can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish?
The bartender agrees without hesitation. The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist?”[/su_quote]
[su_quote]Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, then I realize she’s right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!![/su_quote]
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal”. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him “Juan”. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
[su_quote]I love it when your parents come round for Christmas, I just wish we couldn’t hear them through the ceiling. (make a wish jokes)[/su_quote]
There are times I miss you. that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
[su_quote]I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop. (make a wish jokes)[/su_quote]
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went alone into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. – Santa? he asks. “Why are you early, it is not even Christmas?”
ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Let’s worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’
I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I’ve lost my house.’ Santa: I can help you. You can wish for three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-‘ Man: My first wish is that I want my house back. Santa: Done!
Man: My second wish is that I want 1 million cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is that I also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before I give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okay. Let’s do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
[su_quote]Orphan: I wish to be like Batman Genie: Your wish is granted Orphan goes home his parents are dead.[/su_quote]
“This isn’t the first time my husband’s cheated on me, but you’re my sister! You’d better have a better explanation than this magic lamp.”
[su_quote]What does a make a wish kids and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate…[/su_quote]
What does a frozen loading screen and a make a wish kid have in common?
They both couldn’t make it all the way.
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From the Author
Make a Wish Jokes is a collection of wish jokes I hope you enjoyed. Please share with your friends. For the friends who love to read jokes and make jokes of their own, this Make a wish jokes will tickle their funny bones today.
You can choose to share it with them or keep it all to yourself…just don’t get that look from your husband if you can’t stop laughing! For those not in the know, here’s how this make a wish joke goes down… Did you hear about the husband whose wife threatened to leave him if he didn’t stop making wish jokes?