Make a wish jokes: Some make jokes that no one knows (tell friends) and laugh out loud. I absolutely hate it when people post messages hinting that today is their cake day just so that people can wish for them. However, jokes are such a thing that people love to read and make their day. For that reason I have collected some beautiful wish jokes, hope you love to read. (Make a Wish Jokes).
Make a Wish Jokes
What’s the same about “Make a Wish Program” and “Dark Jokes”?
They never get old.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff?
“I don’t wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer.”
A guy finds a genie…
He says, “I wish I was better at talking to women.”
“Poof!” the genie says, “You’re gay!”
There were 15 ugly guys on the bus.
The bus crashed and they all went to heaven.
God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish.
The first guy said,”I want to be handsome. ” God granted his wish.
The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish.
The third guy said ” I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish
and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.
The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish?” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
I wish I was a policeman cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Clarie: It was painful! Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down. Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but if you say that he is not a “bad person”, my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people! Jordan: Then don’t tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please? Clarie: Shush Karlen is coming! Karlen: Hey guys, that ben guy for sure as a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
Chesley, in horror, runs out of the cockpit of the plane coming from London, “I’m so very sorry everyone, I punched the wrong buttons and we are heading to DC instead of New York and we are about to run out of fuel. He opens the door and turns around to the five passengers and exclaimed, “I’ve parachutes but miscounted. We only got four for the passengers.” He jumps off.
Donald faced the other four and ordered:
“I’m the greatest leader in the world and I’ll make the decision. Tony, you go first, our country needs you. The whole wide world needs you. Pandemic is raging.” Tony jumps off.
Francis,my friend, you go next, pandemic is ravaging the mind and body of millions. Their soul needs saving. Save Vladimir’s and Xi’s for me.” Francis jumps off.
Hillary faced Donald furiously. “Who are you to make decisions for us? I should have been president. I’m the smartest woman in the whole world in history.” Hillary jumps off.
Donald gazed at the young woman and started talking: “I’m an old man. I have already lived a full life – beautiful wives, children just a beautiful life. It’s just beautiful. I’ve become president of the most powerful country, the most beautiful, the richest. Regrets? I’ve made a few but did it my way. Greta, go on. Your future is bright. I just wish I can make my country great again and have the chance to help save the world with you. I believe in second chances. Look at my bankruptcies, believe me. And I wish I’ve played more golf and …”
Greta interrjected, “Just shut the f* up. The plane is about to crash. Let’s go and save the world. The smartest woman in history took my backpack!”
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo.
Me: so they would hang themselves
3 blonde girls are on an island and are much too far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them 1 wish each. The first girl says “I wish I was smart enough to get off this island” so the genie makes her a redheaded girl. She cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says “I wish I was even smarter then her, so I don’t have to do so much manual labor” so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island.The finale girl says “I wish I was smarter then both of them!” So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
The bartender agrees without hesitation. The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist?”
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal”. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him “Juan”. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
There are times I miss you. that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went alone into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. – Santa? he asks. “Why are you early, it is not even Christmas?”
ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Let’s worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’
I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I’ve lost my house.’ Santa: I can help you. You can wish for three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-‘ Man: My first wish is that I want my house back. Santa: Done!
Man: My second wish is that I want 1 million cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is that I also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before I give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okay. Let’s do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
“This isn’t the first time my husband’s cheated on me, but you’re my sister! You’d better have a better explanation than this magic lamp.”
What does a frozen loading screen and a make a wish kid have in common?
They both couldn’t make it all the way.
Make a Wish Jokes is a collection of wish jokes I hope you enjoyed. Please share with your friends.