50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids – Loveframs – 2022

Pumpkin jokes for kids: Pumpkins are used for garnishing in the big hotels. Pumpkin is classified as a fruit and not as a vegetable. It belongs to the gourd family which includes watermelons, honeydew melons, cucumbers, and cantaloupe. Halloween is incomplete without pumpkins. Kids love to read  spirit  puns and dad bad jokes. Here I am confident that you will fall in love with these Pumpkin Jokes for Kids also.

Pumpkin Jokes For Kids

[su_quote]Q. What kind of animal loves pumpkins?

A – Orange-atans![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. How did winter squash pay for things?

A – With pumpkin bread![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. Why do pumpkins sit by people’s doorsteps?

A – Because they have no hands to knock on the door![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. What is orange and goes choo choo?

A – A pumpkin train-ing![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?

A – Squash![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

A- With a pumpkin patch![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. What do pumpkins eat at the cinema?

A – Pulp corn![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. Why did the pumpkin cross the road?

A- Because it fell off the wagon![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. Who helped the baby pumpkins cross the road?

A – The crossing gourd![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. What do you call a pumpkin who works at the beach?

A- A life-gourd![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. What did one pumpkin say to the other?

A – Cut it out![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. What do you call a pumpkin that plays a lot of sport?

A – A jock-o-lantern![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. What does a pirate jack-o-lantern wear?

A – A pumpkin patch![/su_quote]

[su_quote]Q. What’s the best thing to put in your pumpkin pie?

A – Your teeth![/su_quote]

Pumpkin Jokes For Kids

Pumpkin Jokes And Riddles

[su_pullquote](1) The bigger it is, the more it feeds. This orange squash has lots of seeds. What am I? A pumpkin![/su_pullquote]

[su_pullquote](2) I have seeds but I’m not a watermelon I can be made into a pie but I’m not an apple I can be carved but I’m not roast beef I’m orange but I’m not an orange I’m associated with a patch but I’m not an eye What am I? A pumpkin![/su_pullquote]

[su_pullquote](3) You might pick up one of these when you go out to a patch carve it, put it in a candle and then light it with a match from October to November You’ll see me in lattes and pies, a treat for your mouth! What am I? A pumpkin![/su_pullquote]

[su_pullquote](4) I’m made of pumpkin and spice but not everything nice I prefer ghosts and ghouls and anything cruel I can cool you down after the hottest time ever You can figure me out without having to be clever. What am I? The month of October![/su_pullquote]

Funny Pumpkin Jokes

Q. What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
A – Why orange you orange?

Q. Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
A – It had no guts!

Q. What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
A – Good-pie!

Q. What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
A – Cut it out!

Q. What does a pumpkin sew?
A – A pumpkin patch

Funny…. Pumpkin Jokes

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022  What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?

A – That was filling!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022  What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

A – Squash

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022   What do you call a pretty pumpkin?

A – Gourgeous!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022  What did the gardener say when all of his squash went missing?

A – Something pumpkin is going on here!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022  Why did the pumpkin turn red?

A – Because it saw the salad dressing!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022  Who is the leader of all pumpkins?

A – The pumpking!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022  What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?

A – You’re looking a bit sick!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022 What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A – Pumpkin pi!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022 When is an orange not an orange?

A – When it’s a pumpkin!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022 What do you say when you encounter a big pumpkin with sharp teeth?

A – See you later!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022 How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

A – With a pumpkin patch!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022 What is orange and flies?

A – Super Pumpkin!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022 Why did the pumpkin cross the road?

A – It fell off the wagon!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022 When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?

A – When you drop it; then it’s squash!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022 Why was Cinderella not very good at boxing?

A – Because her coach was a pumpkin!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022 When asked how he was, what did the pumpkin reply?

A- I’m vine, thank you.

Pumpkin Jokes One Liners

Pumpkin Jokes One Liners

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022What do you call an autumnal pop star? Pumpkin Spice!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022What day of the week do pumpkins dread the most? Squash-urday!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022Who did the pumpkin run away from? Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022What did the pumpkin say at the end of Halloween? Good-pie everyone!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022What is black, white, orange and waddles? A penguin carrying a pumpkin!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022How are pumpkins like cats? You’ll find them by the door when you get home!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022Why was Cinderella not very good at tennis? Because her coach was a pumpkin!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022Why are pumpkins so bad at tests? Because they’ve had their brains scooped out!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? Why orange you orange?

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022Why did the Jack-o-lantern keep forgetting things? Because he was empty-headed!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022Why did the witch paint her toenails orange? So she could hide in the pumpkin patch!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022What did the pumpkin say when he was asked how he was feeling? I’m vine, thanks for asking!

50+ Pumpkin Jokes for Kids - Loveframs - 2022 Dumb Pumpkin Jokes

[su_quote]What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre?

Pulp fiction.[/su_quote]

[su_quote]Why was the gourd so gossip-y?

To give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.[/su_quote]

[su_quote]Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid?

It had no guts.[/su_quote]

[su_quote]Why was Cinderella bad at football?

Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.[/su_quote]

[su_quote]Why did the pumpkin take a detour?

To avoid a seedy part of town.[/su_quote]

[su_quote]What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?

Hollow-een.[/su_quote]

[su_quote]Who helped the mini pumpkin cross the road?

The crossing gourd.[/su_quote]

[su_quote]What did the pumpkins say at happy hour?

Let’s get smashed.[/su_quote]

[su_quote]What did George Strait say to the pumpkin?

I’m Here for a Gourd Time.[/su_quote]

[su_quote]What did the pumpkin say to its carver?

Cut it out![/su_quote]

[su_quote]What is black, white, orange, and waddles?

A penguin with a pumpkin.[/su_quote]

[su_quote]What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.[/su_quote]

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