160 Disney Jokes of all Time Popular Disney Characters

Disney jokes: Disney characters are not only popular among kids but even adults are also fans of these characters. Disney characters are so lively that they have occupied their space in children’s lives. Children will love to read the jokes of their faviourate Disney characters. And enjoy them with their family and friends.

Disney Jokes

#1. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it go.

#2. Why was Tigger in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

#3. Why does Alice ask so many questions?

Because she is in Wonderland

#4. what does Mickey Mouse use to browse the web?

An iPad Mini.

#5. How much did it cost Captain Jack Sparrow to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

#6. What kind of fairy doesn’t like to take a bath?

S-Tinkerbell

#7. Why do people go to Disneyland?

So they can get a little goofy

#8. What Disney character would you ask to fix something?

Tinkerbell

#9. What does EPCOT stand for?

Every person comes out tired.

#10. What does MGM stand for?

Mickey’s got money.

#11. Why do you Captain Hook get suspended from school?

For playing hooky.

#12. Why airplane pilots always fly past Peter Pan’s home?

They see the silence says Neverland

#13. What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toy-Yoda.

#14. What does Ariel like on her toast?

Mermalade.

#15. What kind of fairy doesn’t take a bath?

Stinkerbell.

Disney Jokes For Kids

#16. Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

#17. What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?

Sour grapes.

#18. Why does Alice ask so many questions?

Because she’s in Wonderland.

#19. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will “Let it go, let it go…

#20. Which state reminds Mickey of his gal?

Minnie Soda

#21. When does Mickey put up his new calendar?

On New Year’s Eve

#22. What do you call the Disneyland train when it sneezes?

A choo choo train

#23. Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs?

Six out of seven of them aren’t Happy.

#24. Who does Ariel call when one of her friends is missing?

The Lost and Flounder line

#25. What kind of blush does Mulan wear?

Mulan Rouge

#26. Why would Snow White make a good judge?

Because she’s the fairest one of all.

#27. Why does Ariel wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

#28. Why did the seven dwarves go to jail?

They sold all their gems for hi-hoes!

#29. Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?

Because she always ran away from the ball.

#30. How much did it cost Captain Jack Sparrow to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Funny Disney Jokes

#31. Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?

Because there is a sign that says, “Never Neverland.”

#32. What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?

Someday my prints will come…

#33. Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?

Because he had Pooh stuck inside him.

#34. Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

Because Donald ducked.

#35. How does officer Judy Hopps stay in shape?

she does a lot of aerobics.

#36. Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?

because she always ran away from the ball.

#37. What’s Mickey Mouses’ favorite treat?

Mice cream.

#38. Why did Mickey go into outer space?

To find Pluto.

#39. Why did Donkey cross the road?

He wanted to visit his “neigh-bor” Shrek.

#40. What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?

Sour grapes

#41. What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?

Evaporated Milk

#42. Which chocolate bars are Buzz Lightyear’s favorite?

Mars bars and milky ways

#43. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?

Wendy’s

#44. Why did Ariel throw peanut butter into the ocean?

To go with the jellyfish

#45. From where does Tarzan get most of his clothes?

Jungle-sales!

Clean Disney Jokes

#46. Which princess makes the best corny Disney jokes?

Ra-PUN-zel

#47. Why does Alice ask so many questions?

Because she’s in Wonderland

#48. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?

He Neverlands.

#49. How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?

Mouserable

#50. Why do none of the toys want to go to Sid Phillips’ birthday party?

Because it was a bar-b-q

#51. How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?

Mouse trouble.

#52. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A Minnie van.

#53. What did Mickey Mouse say when he crashed his car?

Disney matter.

#54. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?

“Move fasta” (Mufasa).

#55. What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport?

Minnie-golf

#56. Why does Jessie say she’s undefeated at darts?

Because she always gets Bullseye!

#57. Who is Thor’s favorite rapper?

MC Hammer

#58. What does an Olaf eat for breakfast?

#59. How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?

Mouse to mouse resuscitation

#60. Why was the wrong Disney princess arrested?

The police thought she was someone Elsa…

Inappropriate Disney Jokes

#61. Which Disney Princess is a cow’s favorite?

Moo-lan

#62. What does Ariel like to put on her toast?

Merma-lade

#63. Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

The second-hand store

#64. What does Buzz Light year like to read?

Comet books

#65. What do you call Daisy Duck when she leaves the orchestra??

A conductor

#66. Where do you get when you cross poo and a skunk Winnie?

the PU.

#67. What did the mighty lion say to Zazu?

I just can’t wait to be clean.

#68. Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?

He always has a hunch.

#69. What does Woody say when he walks into a German car dealership?

Audi!

#70. What is Captain Jack Sparrow’s favorite restaurant?

Arrrgh-by’s.

#71. Why was Cinderella bad at baseball?

Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

#72. What did Genie say to Aladdin?

Rub me three times and I will come.

#73. What do you call a lion with no eyes?

Lon

#74. What’s the name of the Disney princess that got burned?

Cinder-ella

#75. Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?

Because he had Disney spells.

Dark Disney Jokes

#76. What did Hamm build his house out of?

Mahogany

#77. Why is Yoda such a fantastic gardener?

He has green fingers!

#78. Where does Sarge keep his armies in Toy Story?

In his sleevies

#79. What does Winnie the Pooh call his girlfriend?

Honey!

#80. Where can Ariel and all of her fishy friends be found?

Under the sea

#81. Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?

Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.

#84. How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?

#85. Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?

He was going on a Minnie vacation.

#86. What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk?

Winnie the P.U.

#87. Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

She sat on Pinocchio’s face and said, “Lie to me. Lie to me.”

#88. How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?

Mouse to mouse resuscitation.

#89. Which Disney characters can count as the highest?

Buzz Lightyear – he can count to infinity and beyond.

#90. What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?

An iPad Minnie.

Disney Jokes For Adults

#91. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?

He heard he might get a hole in one.

#92. What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?

A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio

#93. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

#94. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

#95. Why was Tigger in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

#96. Why didn’t Bambi’s friend Thumper make nose during sex?

Because he has cotton balls.

#97. Why did Chip and dale take Daisy Duck to the hospital?

because they busted a nut in her.

Disney Jokes Dirty

#98. Who’s the smartest Disney character?

Gaston – he won the no Belle prize.

#99. What did Cinderella say to her prince?

“Want to see if it fits?”

#100. What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?

Evaporated Milk.

Dirty Disney Jokes

#101. Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?

He had pooh stuck inside him

#102. Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

She sat on Pinnocchio’s face and said “Lie to me! Lie to me!”

#103. Why can’t Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time she gets to sixty nine she gets a frog in her throat.

#104. What do Viagra and Disney Land have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride.

#105. What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner?

That hit the spot.

#106. What did the rapper Lil Jon say when he visited Disneyland?

Turn down for Walt

#107. What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?

Cold cream

#108. Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?

Because the carton said “concentrate”

#109. Which Disney Princess is a cow’s favorite?

Mulan.

#110. Why is Halle Bailey the perfect Ariel?

Because she’s cute as a shell.

The Funniest Disney Jokes Ever

#111. How do you keep Pumba from charging you?

Take away his credit cards

#115. Why did the cookie go to see Doc McStuffins?

because it was feeling crummy

#116. How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?

Be a bit more simbathetic!

#117. Which Disney princess makes the best judge?

Snow White; she’s the fairest of them all

#118. What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie?

#119. Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them all the letters of the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C!

#120. Why did Jack Sparrow take his mother to the movie theater with him?

Because the movie was rated “arrrrgh.”

#124. What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?

“Someday, my prints will come!”

#125. How does Clarabelle Cow feel when she’s sad?

Moo-dy

Best Disney Jokes

#126. How does the ocean say hello to Ariel?

It waves

#127. Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

Because Donald ducked

#128. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?

Because he won the No-Belle Prize

#129. Why did Mickey go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Yoda Lay-Heehoo

#132. What did the town sing when the Beast and Belle broke up?

Single Belle, Single Belle, single all the way

#133. If Donald throws a ball at you, what should you do?

Duck

#134. knock knock who’s there Mickey?

Mickey who me key won’t fit through the door hold, that’s why I knocked.

#135. When does Donald Duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn

#136. What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?

He has had a meltdown.

#137. What does Donald wear to famous Hollywood parties

Duck Sedo

#138. What does Snow White say when her pictures are developing?

Someday my prince will come.

#139. What do you call Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?

Floor-E duh

#140. What is the Cheshire cat’s favorite color?

Puuurple.

#141. What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner?

That hit the spot

#142. Who does Mickey say is his favorite pop star?

Britney Ears

#143. What music does Buzz Light year like best?

Nep-tunes

#144. Why did Sven try to eat Olaf’s nose?

Because he doesn’t carrot (care at) all

#145. What is Captain Hook’s favorite letter?

ARRRRRRRgh.

#146. What is Captain Jack Sparrow’s favorite restaurant?

Arrrgh-by’s

#147. Why did Sleepy go to bed in the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

#148. What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?

Put it on my bill

#149. What Disney character can count as the highest?

Buzz Lightyear – he can count to infinity and beyond

#150. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

He wanted to visit Pluto.

#151. Why was Woody fed up with Hamm?

Because Hamm was being a bore

#152. How does Disney World get a tissue to dance?

They put a little Oogie Boogie in it.

#153. Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small

#154. Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?

He was going on a Minnie vacation.

#155. Who won the race of princesses?

Rapunzel, By the hair!

#156. Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?

Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.

#157. What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport?

Minnie-golf.

#158. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?

Wendys.

#159. What did Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

#160. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go.