Car puns: Right from the child to grand parents, everybody is fond of cars. Whish is one of the greatest technological achievements by humans. Kids love to hear car jokes told by their parents and grand ones. If you are looking for car puns, race car puns then this is the place where you will find hilarious car puns. Share this joke with the kids and brighten everybody’s mood.
Cars are some of the coolest machines on the planet, and everyone seems to love them – from kids to grandparents. They’re amazing feats of engineering, and they’re always cool to look at.
But what about the jokes? Everyone loves good car jokes, and we’ve got a bumper crop of them right here. So whether you’re looking for some fun race car puns or just some general automotive humor, you’ll find it all right here.
Birthday Car Puns
Q1. What goes through towns and up hills but never moves?
A Road!
Q2. Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The old Volks home!
Q3. What did the tornado say to the car?
Want to go for a spin?
Q4. What did the dinosaur say after he’d been in a car crash?
I’m so-saurus!
Q5. What kind of driver never gets a ticket?
A screwdriver!
Q6. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of the car?
Tell him it’s time to bark in the front seat!
Q7. What type of car do sheep like to drive?
A Lamborghini!
Q8. Why do robots like to sleep under cars?
Because they like to wake up oily!
Q9. What does a snake drive?
An Ana-Honda!
Q10. What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Hey! Don’t look! I’m about to change!”
Q11. What type of snakes are found on cars?
Windshield Vipers!
Q12. Do you know what grinds my gears?
Clutch failure
Q13. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad
Q14. What do you call a Hispanic driver who lost his car?
Carlos
Q15. What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
Booicks.
Q16. What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses
Q17. What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident?
An amputation!
Q18. What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Q19. What car did Hitler drive?
As a fuhrerri
Q20. Why did the baby cross the road?
It wasn’t in its car seat
Q21. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
Q22. What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas
Car Birthday Puns
Q23. Why don’t racecar drivers eat before a race?
Q24. Why are racecar drivers the best people to go to for dating advice?
They’re trained to look for red flags.
Q25. I just removed a Wig, some Lipstick and two Chicken Filets off my racecar…
You could say I significantly reduced the drag.
Q26. When you cross a race car with a potato, what do you get?
Crashed potatoes!
Q27. Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it’s a palindrome?
Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.
Q28. If a piano player is called a pianist
Wouldn’t a racecar driver be called a racist?
Q29. I always keep a set of golf clubs in my car
I’m prepared for any Caucasian
Q30. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It has to be toad away.
Q31. My Child asked me “what is a dark joke?” I said to him “you see that man trying to find his car?”
My son looks at me and says, “you know I’m blind right?” Me being me said “Exactly”
Q32. Read a story about two people who stole cars driving into each other.
Must have been Bonnie and Collide.
Race Car Puns
Q33. Wanted: A man who has been stealing wheels from police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Q34. What do you call a man who lost his car?
Carlos
Q35. My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
You should’ve seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
Q36. As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself…
This takes me back.
Q37. Aquaman backed into my car multiple times yesterday.
Left me with a trident.
Q38. Our friend Carlos got his car stolen last month.
We are calling him Los now.
Q39. Why do Japanese cars scratch themselves when counting?
Itchy Nissan
Q40. I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway …
just in case there’s a traffic jam.
Q41. My broken down car is haunted by the ghost of a mechanic…
He told me he really wants a pay rise but his supervisor can’t review his performance without a working car-boo-rator.
Funny Car Puns
Q.42 What does a clam do on his birthday?
It shellabrates.
Q43. How do you get a hunter for his birthday?
A birthday pheasant.
Q44. Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Q45. What kind of cake do you get at the cafeteria?
A stomach-cake.
Q46. What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Q47. Do you know what grinds my gears?
Clutch failure
Q48. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad
Q49. What do you call a Hispanic driver who lost his car?
Carlos
Q50. What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
Booicks.
Q51. What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses
Q52. What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident
An amputation
Q53. What most 50-year-old men put inside their cars
Children
Q54. What car did Hitler drive?
A fuhrerri
Q55. Why did the baby cross the road?
It wasn’t in its car seat
Q56. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
Q57. What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas
Q58. My wife had her driver’s test the other day.
She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped out of her way
Q59. How to increase the value of a Russian-made car by two times?
Fill up the tank.
Q60. Why is Chevrolet an environmentally-friendly car?
Because the engine never starts.
Q61. What does the car brand FIAT stand for?
Fix-It Again Tomorrow.
Q62. What is a car’s favorite place to hang out?
At a Car-nival!
Q63. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
Holly Davidson!
Q64. What do you say if a frog calls asking for a ride?
Hop in!
Happy Birthday Car Puns – Funny
Q65. Why couldn’t the frog find his car?
Because it had been toad!
Q66. What kind of car do frogs like best?
A Beetle!
Q67. What happened when the frog’s car wouldn’t start?
He jump started it!
Q68. What is the laziest part of a car?
The wheels, they are always tyre-d!
Q69. Why are pigs such bad drivers?
Because they hog the road!
Q70. Where do dogs park their cars?
In the barking lot!
Q71. What is a car’s favorite meal?
Brake-fast!
Q72. What’s another name for a used car salesman?
A car-deal-ologist!
Q73. Where can you get the fastest fast-food?
Lamb-burger-inis.
Q74. How does a turkey drive a car?
He wings it!
Q75. What happens if you run in front of a car?
You got tyre-d!
Q76. What sound does a witch’s car make?
Broom broom!
Q77. When does a car stop being a car?
When it turns into a corner!
Q78. What kind of car drives over water?
Any kind of car, if it’s on a bridge!
Q79. What happened when the robot motorway had to be closed?
Everyone had to take the R2- Detour!
Q80. What do you call a Ford Fiesta out of petrol?
A Ford Siesta!
Q81. What does Woody from Toy Story say when he walks into a German car dealership?
Audi!
Q82. What should you do if you see a spaceman?
You should park it in dude!
Electric Car Puns
Q83. Why did the electric car finish the race early?
Q84. I wish I had an electric car like a Tesla…
Q85. Parents are like future electric cars
Q86. Electric cars can’t get exhausted…
…but they can get wheely tired.
Q87. Second Cash for clunkers program for electric cars would be called …
Q88. One of my Irish buddies tried to develop an electric car…
Q89. Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?
Car Puns
Q90. What did the computer tell its owner on her birthday?
She needed an upgrade.
Q91. What did one candle say to the other?
Don’t birthdays just burn you up?
Q92. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
Q93. When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Q94. What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me?
Q95. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was a marble cake!
Q96. What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
New Car Puns
Get a new car for your spouse It’ll be a great trade
Q97. What was wrong with the wooden car?
It wooden go!
Q98. Why couldn’t the car play football?
Because it only had one boot!
Q99. What happens when you put a car and a pet together?
You get a a carpet!
Q100. What did Jack say to the car?
Can I give you a lift?
Q101. Why is driving with one headlight not a good idea?
It isn’t very bright!
Q102. What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
Q103. What did Darth Vader say when his car broke down 3 miles outside of town?
The empire hikes back.
Q104. My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead,
I just swam to the surface.
Q105. This Christmas, I got a new car for my wife?
I thought it was a great trade
Q106. What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine?
It wooden go.
Q107. My sister bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti?
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
Q108. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?
Carpet
Q109. Why should you always check your tyres for punctures?
In case there is a fork in the road!
Q110. Why did the taxi driver lose his job?
Because he kept driving his customers away!
Q111. Why did the spider buy a car?
He wanted to go for a spin!
Q112. What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda!
Q113. Which Hollywood actor can tell his car’s odometer reading without looking at it?
Miles Teller
Car Puns about Love
Q114. What did the computer say to the other person after a 16 hour car ride?
Damn, that was a hard drive.
Q115. What happened to the frog’s car when he parked terribly?
It got toad
Q116. What do you do if an elephant doesn’t fit in your car?
You pop the trunk
Q117. What are police cars made of?
Copper
Q118. Fastest car in Mario?
Is A Mini Koopa.
Q119. What did the cop say when he crashed his car into a tree?
That’s gotta be the fastest time that we have arrived on the crime scene
Q120. What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Q121, Anyone who is born in a car and dies outside is known as?
Car born die oxide.
Q122. What kind of cars do cooks drive?
Chef-rolets.
Q123.What kind of petrol does Vin use?
Diesel.
Q124. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?
Carpet.
Q125. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad
Q126. What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolks-wagen
Q127. What do you call a used car salesman?
A car-deal-ologist
Q128. Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul?
He wanted to bust a move
Q129. Did you hear the one about the sheep in the car wreck?
it was baaad.
Q130. What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack
Q131. Honda is the oldest car made in the world. It was mentioned in the bible!
The apostles were all in Accord.
Q132. What do you call a square that got into a car accident?
A rect-angle
Q133. A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Q134. What kind of car does a Jedi drive…..
A Toy-Yoda!
Q135. My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
Q136. As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself:
This really takes me back.
Q137. Tesla just announced they’ll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
It’s called Elon’s Musk
Q138. Me: the earth isn’t flat. Fiat Earther: correct. Me: huh? Fiat Earther: it’s the shape an italian car. Me: what?
Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
Q139. You have a 2-door car you want to display. You get it detailed. You put it on a platform so everyone can see it. You set up special lighting so all the details shine.
You have just staged a coupe.
Car Puns Valentines
140. I think you’re one cool cat.
141. (Car) You make my heart RACE.
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