100 Unique Anniversary Wishes for Husband Funny

Anniversary wishes for husband funny to remind him about his anniversary day. Because of his forgetfulness you need to select the best funny wishes for your husband on this anniversary day and forward it to him as a reminder call. So he remembers about the plan he made to celebrate the anniversary this year.

Anniversary celebrations are the perfect time to express your love and appreciation for your husband. While traditional anniversary wishes can be sweet and heartfelt, sometimes adding a touch of humor to your messages can make them even more memorable.

Funny anniversary wishes for your husband can be a lighthearted and fun way to celebrate the love and laughter you share in your marriage. From playful jabs to humorous anecdotes, a funny anniversary wish is sure to put a smile on your husband’s face and show him just how much you care.

Anniversary Wishes for Husband Funny

I opened my mailbox today. Surprisingly, there was no divorce letter to be found. Happy anniversary love!

Whenever I see the two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive & writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to both of you! Never change.

I have learned that marriage is a boxing ring. Thank you, partner, for smacking some sense into me. Love you.

Anniversary Wishes for Husband Funny

I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached. Have a lovely happy anniversary!

Leo Tolstoy wrote a book about us. It was titled “War and Peace.” Happy anniversary darling!

These days, I find myself smiling a lot. I must be going mad, or perhaps it’s because of you, darling.

I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in that comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!

Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you completed the sentence of my marriage.

The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you.

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Husband

Happy anniversary, my favorite clown. Thank you for making my marriage a circus. Wouldn’t have it any other way or a happy anniversary.

You’re like a live wire because whenever I’m around you, I can feel the sparks of love.

Thank you, husband, for being my personal bank. Know that your client loves you sincerely. By the way,

Anniversary Wishes for Husband Funny

Ok, so most of our candlelight dinners are when the electricity goes off. You still keep me charged every day. Love you and happy anniversary.

Another revolution on earth, and you still have me spinning head over heels in love. Congratulations on our Anniversary, Lover Boy!

God proved his sense of humor when he matched you and me together. He also proved His genius. Three cheers, we made it another year, hubby!

Ok, after all these years, we have it figured out: You wear the pants, and I control the bank account. Funny Anniversary Wishes to Husband!

My husband is a solvent with a low boiling point. But, when I kiss him, his anger evaporates. Funny Anniversary Wishes to Husband, my other half.

On your anniversary, I want you to know how much I love annoying you. Thank you for putting up with me, my dear.

Short Funny Anniversary Quotes for Husband

I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly. – Laurell K. Hamilton

Congratulations! Cheers to another year of suffering and misery. – Unknown

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. – Joey Adams

A wedding band is the smallest handcuffs ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely. – Unknown

Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and suffering. – Chester Wooley

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

Drug stores understand life. That’s why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other. – Unknown

Focus on continually changing and growing in order to make sure you are someone your spouse would still choose today. – Dr. Steven Craig

A marriage anniversary is a celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. – Paul Sweeney

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it Love. – Dr. Seuss

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Friends

I remember seeing lovebirds at the national zoo here. You guys remind me of that. Happy anniversary!

Statistically speaking, you guys are outliers. It’s not normal for individuals to love one another the way you guys do __ years into your marriage. Happy anniversary.

You know, your marriage won’t be blessed if you don’t invite your friends to your anniversary. From the deepest corners of my heart, your guardian angel wishes you both a happy anniversary.

My friend, I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of your adopted overgrown male partner. Happy anniversary and keep up the excellent job.

My friend, I’d like to remind you that anything in excess is bad for your health. But, also remember, your wife is always right. May your anniversary bring you new light!

Funny Anniversary Wishes to Friends

I wish you all the best as you begin another year of your lives together. Happy Anniversary.

You get better with each passing year and I pray that you have many more years together. Happy Anniversary.

Why are you two still together up to now? Maybe God thinks that you are the perfect match. Happy anniversary!

May love continue to be the light that illuminates your lives, giving you hope for years to come. Happy anniversary.

May the love between you, bring lots of joy, And may that happiness no one can destroy! Happy wedding anniversary!

Another year of being together, That’s for a record, I must say. You guys rock! Stay in love to each other. Happy Anniversary!

Happy anniversary to you. May your exemplary marriage continue to spread the radiance of love and wisdom to all who know you.

Each year of marriage is very special and unique and the soul sings anthems of love. We wish you to hear this divine music forever!

Anniversaries are days to celebrate the love that makes your marriage great. Wishing you still more dreams come true, more joy, more love for both of you.

Happy anniversary! May the ever growing days be the testimony of your love for each other, It may not have been happy all throughout, But you make use of what’s there.

Anniversary Funny Quotes for Friends

Congratulations! Cheers to another year of suffering and misery. Happy anniversary!

A day of loving, A week of quarrel, A month of war, A year of marriage, Happy Anniversary dear friend!

A wedding anniversary is a celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time. Happy anniversary!

Parties, dinners and get-together’s – we have many selfish reasons to gather and wish you both a great life ahead. Happy anniversary.

It looks like married life agrees with you, And I wish the best for both of you! Thanks for being my friend! Happy wedding anniversary!

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong – admit it. Whenever you’re right – shut up. Happy anniversary dear!

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends

Happy anniversary to the lovely couple! May your love remain strong forever.

It’s awesome to see you don’t get tired of each other, even after all these years. Happy anniversary!

Like a fine wine, the years only serve to make the bond between the two of you better. Happy Anniversary!

I can’t think of a more wonderful, fun, and happy couple. Wishing a wonderful anniversary to you both! Love you!

It’s not about how many years you two have been together, it’s about how much fun you’ve had together. Happy Anniversary!

Congratulations to you! You have successfully completed another year of marriage with your husband / wife. Happy anniversary!

The smile on your faces as you look at each other shows the pure joy of your marriage. Happy anniversary to the most wonderful couple I have ever known!

God has truly compensated you for that face he gave you a while back by giving you such a beautiful wife. I’m glad you’ve built such a beautiful and happy life together. Happy anniversary!

Wedding anniversaries are a great opportunity to act like loving couple in front of everyone, when all you really want to do is take a weekend in Vegas with the boys/girls. Happy Anniversary!

Wedding anniversaries are a great opportunity to act like loving couple in front of everyone, when all you really want to do is take a weekend in Vegas with the boys/girls. Happy Anniversary!

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Wife

I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear!

With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered on my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. Have a solemn, happy anniversary!

My wife has made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy anniversary, my lovely demon.

Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hand to this day. Happy anniversary, my love!

On this very day, I scribbled my name in the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, my wife has made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy anniversary!

My wife is a delightful cook. She really knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy anniversary!

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Couples

Marriage is a workshop… where husband works & wife shops..

All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.

Congratulations on choosing a spouse who makes you look sane.

Congratulations! Cheers to another year of suffering and misery.

We go together like “copy” and “paste.” Happy Anniversary Baby!

My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!

The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.

Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.

Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Happy anniversary from the best thing that ever happened to you.

I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Peanut butter and jelly are not a finer match. Cheers to our Anniversary!

Happy Anniversary! Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.

Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.

After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my desire to be single.

Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail.

Funny Anniversary wishes for Sister

Congratulations for signing up for marriage – the most amazing way love fuelled cuddles morph into anger fuelled arguments.

On your wedding day today, you have now become two from one. Does that mean I will get two birthday gifts from you both every year?

In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master, will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck with your tight rope act.

After your wedding, your relationship status on Facebook will change from single to married while your real life status will change from being available to always being busy. Congratulations.

Funny Anniversary Wishes

Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.

I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.

The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.

Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.

Love means commitment. Of course, so do most mental illnesses! Wishing you a Happy Anniversary.

Marriage is just texting each other – “do we need anything from the grocery store?” – until one of you dies.

After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.

An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow. 

If I had to choose to do it all over again I would marry you again… I’m not so sure about having the kids though.

I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time. That’s you two!

Funny Anniversary Quotes

Behind every great man – a woman is rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. – Elizabeth Evans

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. – Michel De Montaigne

Marriage is the perfection of what love is aimed at, ignorant of what it seeks. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.  – Socrates.  Funny!

My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we argued seriously enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. – Jack Benny

Celebrating your anniversary with a touch of humor can be a great way to bring laughter and joy to your special day. Funny anniversary wishes for your husband are an opportunity to express your love in a lighthearted and playful way, and show him that you appreciate all the good times and laughter you’ve shared together.

So whether you’re celebrating your first or fiftieth anniversary, consider adding a funny message to your anniversary wishes to make your husband’s day even more special. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to celebrate your love than with a smile on your face.

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