Happy funny birthday messages: Whether it is a sentimental birthday message or Heart touching birthday messages. Everyone loves to receive birthday greetings on his/her birthday. Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband in English are loved by a younger crowd compared to the elders. Meaningful birthday messages are loved by all generations.
Birthdays are the sign of you getting matured day by day. But some people love to stay young, irrespective of their age. They say age is just a number. Anyway, here are some of the hilarious birthday messages to forward to your friends, family and loved ones. Funny birthday party ideas: Use pre-printed cartoon pictures on the balloons to blow and hang at the birthday party venue. Stick stickers with birthday jokes on the wall at the birthday party venue.
Happy Funny Birthday Messages
Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!
If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Funny Birthday Messages!
Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!
Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!
Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know! Happy Funny Birthday Messages
Funny Birthday Messages for Friend
May all of your birthday wishes come true — except for the illegal ones!
On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!
Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!
Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Funny Birthday Messages
Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!
Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!
Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents! Happy Funny Birthday Messages
As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!
I made a list of the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. It’s still blank. Maybe next year.
Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!
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Happy Birthday Woman Funny
Looking at you, woman, reminds me of a simpler time. Like, before there was electricity!
Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Best wishes!
Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!
Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred! Happy Funny Birthday Messages
Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together. Best wishes!
Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is!
You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we’re not as old as you!
Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around forever! (That’s because you have!)
Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!
There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age! Happy Funny Birthday Messages
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious woman’s birthday!
Fun Birthday Messages
Congratulations on being born a really long time ago. Funny Birthday Messages!
You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Funny Birthday Messages!
Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!
You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
You know, they say that age is all in your mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.
When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer! Happy Funny Birthday Messages
Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young! Happy Funny Birthday Messages
Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me! Happy Funny Birthday Messages.
Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wondering where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wondering what day it is?
Funny Birthday Messages
Don’t grow up… It’s a trap! Funny Birthday Messages!
Great news! …you’re still alive! Funny Birthday Messages!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Funny Birthday Messages!
I wouldn’t say you’re old… you’ve just been young for longer than most of us.
You’re not old! …oh, no, wait, actually you are, sorry about that… Funny Birthday Messages!
Many happy returns! I believe you will be officially able to be appraised at the Antique Roadshow!
Happy Birthday to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I’ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.
Happy Birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took. Funny Birthday Messages!
Happy Birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.
Your birthday only comes once a year but the wrinkles it brings will last a lifetime. Funny Birthday Messages
If you were a dog…you’d be 7 times older than you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller!
Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.
You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!
Happy 51st Birthday Funny
Best wishes. You’re not THAT old. You’re just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, “Let it go! Let it go!”
Your 21st Birthday party was SO successful you decided to celebrate it for more than 51 years in a row!
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Facebook told me it was your birthday and that I should write on your wall.
Happy Birthday from one of the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you know. You are one-in-a-million.
My best wishes! I hope your husband treats you to a night out on the town–so you can enjoy having the house to yourself!
Happy Birthday to someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant FROM someone.
I was thinking about it and I think if someone was to make a movie about your life, Linda Blair would be perfect to play you.
You know that old sang the older you are the wiser you are? I used to think it was true but then I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to you.
Birthday Message for Friend Funny
On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!
Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!
Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!
Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!
Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind! Funny Birthday Messages
Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents! Happy Funny Birthday Messages
As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!
Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer! Happy Funny Birthday Messages
Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!
“You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!” Funny Birthday Messages!
“Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! You rock!” Funny Birthday Messages!
“Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday queen.”
“Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!”
Birthday Wishes Funny
“Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.”
“Happiest of birthdays to she “she” to my “Nanigans”!”
“Be careful. Too many birthdays will kill you. Happy birthday!”
“Happy birthday! I think it’s great… How you used to be young.”
“Happy birthday! Super glad you were born.” Funny Birthday Messages
“Great news! You’re still alive! Happy birthday!” Funny Birthday Messages
“You know what they say about more candles… A bigger wish! Happy Birthday.”
“Happy birthday — I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me!” Funny Birthday Messages
“The secret to staying young is make up… Make up an age, then stick with it! Funny Birthday Messages!
Point of View
Birthdays are special to all as this is the day when you have entered this universe. The person who loves himself/herself always loves to receive birthday wishes on his/her birthday. This is the precious of all the days celebrated every year as a holiday for a person having his birthday.
Birthday is proof of your existence on this earth. You must wish everyone who is in touch with you on his/her birthday without fail. This is an opportunity to mend-up with all the differences you had with your friends or with your family members.
