Happy birthday stoner quotes: I bet you thought that you were the only stoner in your life, didn’t you? Well, it turns out that most people have friends or family who like to get high from time to time.
Even the President of the United States, Barack Obama, has admitted to using the occasional blunt when he was younger, so there’s hope for us all! In honor of your birthday, we’ve pulled together some classic stoner quotes from various celebrities and public figures over the years.
Happy Birthday Stoner Quotes
It’s that time of year again; you’re turning another year older, and you have the entire day to yourself. So, it’s time to settle down on the couch with your favorite stoner buddy, light up the bong, and say hi to one of these classic stoner quotes to celebrate your birthday in style!
“Alcohol kills. Weed chills.” — Unknown
“Whatever I do, I do it better stoned.” — Unknown
“That weed killer is really something.” – Bob Dylan
“Don’t kill my high because you’re low.” — Unknown
“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.” — Bill Lee
“You either love weed, or you’re wrong.” — Unknown
“If we all had a bong, we’d all get along.” — Unknown
“Couples who blaze together, stay together.” — Unknown
“Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.” — Unknown
“Every night is the perfect night to smoke weed.” — Unknown
Birthday Wishes for Smokers
“You can’t complain when you’ve got Mary Jane.” — Unknown
“Don’t worry. Don’t cry. Smoke weed and get high.” — Unknown
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” — Bob Marley
“I don’t think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.” — Barack Obama
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” — Bob Marley
“Don’t judge someone until you have shared a joint with them.” — Unknown
“All these ni…s smoking weed around me: it’s a smoke-a-thon.” – Wiz Khalifa. stoner birthday wishes
“If you ever miss 4:20, just wait until 4:22. Because 4:22 is 4:20, too.” — Unknown.
“A marijuana high can enhance core human mental abilities.” — Sebastian Marincolo.
“Just keep something until everything makes sense or until you fall asleep.” — Unknown.
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed, and a friend who shares is a friend who cares.” — Unknown.
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit… unnatural?” — Bill Hicks.
Happy Birthday Stoner Quotes
“I never joined high school, I joined school high.” — Unknown
“Don’t sweat it. Just keep blazing.” — Unknown
“My blood type is THC.” — Unknown.
“I am always high because the universe is so low.” — Unknown
“It’s CANnabis, not CAN’Tabis.” — Unknown.
“Breathe in, hold it, puff out, and grin.” — Unknown.
I don’t smoke pot anymore… but I know how to roll a joint. – Snoop Dogg
“I never joined high school, I joined school high.” — Unknown.
“A puff a day keeps the debauched attitude away.” — Unknown.
“I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints. And then I smoke two more.” – Sublime
Birthday Wishes for Stoner Friend
“Smoke the marijuana and get high. Stay above the wicked and fly.” — Snoop Dogg.
“If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it.” — John Lennon.
“Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend.” — Ben Harper.
“I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about getting weed is getting caught with it.” — Bill Murray
“The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.” — Willie Nelson
“Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.” — Thomas Jefferson
“It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics… dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey — it’s an assistant — a friend.” — Louis Armstrong
“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits — and millions of Americans agree with me.” — Hunter S. Thompson
“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity, insight, sensitivity, and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.” — Carl Sagan
Celebrity Quotes to Celebrate Stoners Birthday
“I have used cannabis all over the world.”– Rick Steves
“If you grew up in the ’60s or ’70s, and didn’t do drugs I don’t trust you.” – Danny Danko
“If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it.”— John Lennon
“Of course I know how to roll a joint.”– Martha Stewart
“That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger.
“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” – Barack Obama
“Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.”– Hugh Hefner
“I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.” – James Franco
It was almost like being there without being there. – Louis Armstrong.
“When you smoke herbs, it reveals you to yourself.” – Bob Marley.
“I wake up early in the morning and it feels so good. Smoking on some shit that you wish you could.” – Snoop Dogg
“People say you can abuse marijuana. Well shit, you can abuse cheeseburgers too, you know? You don’t go around closing Burger King because you can abuse something.” – Joe Rogan
Happy Birthday Stoner Quotes from Movies
“If I study high, and take the test high, I’ll get HIGH scores!” — How High.
“Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?” – Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
“Is that a joint man? That there looks like a quarter-pounder.” — Cheech and Chong – Up in Smoke
“I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this, but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.” – Friday
“Littering and smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag” — Super Troopers
“I’m trying to decide how stoned I am and jus
“Smokin’ weed, smokin’ Wizz, Doin’ coke, drinkin’ beers, Drinkin’ beers, beers, beers, Rollin’ fattys, smokin’ blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin’ blunts and smokin’.” — Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back is how on the verge of death I am right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I’m stoned or because I have no blood left in my body.” — Pineapple Express
Birthday Wishes for Weed Smokers
“Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.” – Kid Cudi.
“It’s better to regret something you have done than something you haven’t done.” – Steven Tyler
“I got high, and forgot I wasn’t supposed to get high.” – Ricky Williams.
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed…”― Pops O’Donnell.
“We talk to each other in code. We said that 420 was a special number. It was a time. It was a date. It was a symbol for what we did for passive resistance.” – Rick Cusick
Weed Birthday Wishes
“You know what I’m really tired of is people getting arrested for the possession of marijuana. It’s just a plant. It makes no sense.” – Madeline Martinez
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit unnatural?” — Bill Hicks
“It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics … dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey – it’s an assistant – a friend.” – Louis Armstrong
“New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screensavers on computers. I sit down to check my email, and the next thing I know it’s three days later, I’m in the desert, I’m banging on a drum, I’m naked, and somebody’s pierced my dick.” — Bill Maher
“I think people need to be educated about the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?” – Willie Nelson
Funny Stoner Birthday Wishes
“Sorry, my weed is too loud. Couldn’t hear you.” – Unknown
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy weed. And, that’s kind of the same thing.” – Unknown
“Not everyone likes weed, but not everyone’s opinion matters.” – Unknown
“The greatest service that can be rendered to any country is to add a useful plant to its culture.” – Thomas Jefferson
“The weed is for the people. It’s the people’s weed.” – Jonah Hill
“Stop killing each other man. Let’s just smoke a blunt.” – Tupac
“It makes me feel the way I need to feel.” – Snoop Dogg.
“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.” – Bill Lee.
“Writing to me is like hitting the herb. No problem, Mon. No worries.”― A.K. Kuykendall
“Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it, and you don’t need to show me any data.”– Greg Scott
“It has always been said that wealth cannot buy you joy, but it can buy you marijuana and that is just enough.” — Unknown
“Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that the most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.”― Richard Neville
“Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.” – Thomas Jefferson
“Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.” – Kurt Vonnegut
“I’ve been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and … I think it’s a tremendous blessing.” – Lester Grinspoon.
“Why do I do it? Because I enjoy its effects. You know, I — why does anybody use any mind-altering substance, you know, because they like the way it makes them feel.” – Mark Stepnoski
“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits – and millions of Americans agree with me.” – Hunter S. Thompson
“Many artists and writers have used cannabis for creative stimulation – from the writers of the world’s religious masterpieces to our most irreverent satirists.” – Jack Herer
Birthday Stoner Quotes from Songs
“I be getting stoned, imma stone cold stoner.” — Jitsu Gaiden, Big Smoker
“I’m in the section with the stoner kids. This is for us stoner kids.” — Ali, Fusk
“Let that weed take our minds away. We got that stoner luv.” — Ppbtay, Stoner Luv
“Imma lonely stoner. All my life, a loner. I’m smoking on this Ganja” — Dope Cashh, Lonely Stoner
“Grandpa Stoner, Grandpa Stoner. Is what I wanna be when I am 63.” — Airportface, Grandpa Stoner
“Stoner, stoner, you are a goner. Stick your needle in your arm while they suffer.” — Behind the Bars
“Baby I’m a stoner gotta smoke when I wake up. Baby I’m a loner when I smoke it’s to the face.” — DohBoy, Stoner
“Rollin’ like a stoner, I don’t care about everything. Out of control, I forgot to take my medicine.” — Vic Mensa, Rollin’ Like a Stoner
“I get so high I’m addicted to heights. I left that bitch and I didn’t say bye. I’m a stoner. I always got them stoner eyes.” — STRIPEZVU, Stoner Eyes
“The Lonely Stoner knows how to roll because The Lonely Stoner’s always packing bowls. The Lonely Stoner knows how to smoke, but The Lonely Stoner knows he’s alone.”— Zack Stone, The Lonely Stoner
Weed Birthday Quotes
“Smoke more, talk less.” — Anonymous
“Weed’s so loud, neighbors made a noise complaint.” — Anonymous
“Hail to the dank!” — Anonymous.
“I’ve smoked Marijuana most of my adult life.” – Drew Barrymore
“Everything is better with a bag of weed.” — Stewie Griffin.
“I smoked pot in college, and in the Army.” — Al Gore.
Stoner Birthday Quotes
“We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp for our own consumption.” — John Adams
“Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.” — George Washington
“Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.” — Thomas Jefferson
“I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.” — Andy Warhol
“Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck a dick for coke! Do you ever suck DICK for marijuana?” — Bob Saget
You can turn your face away from it all, but you can’t turn your back on it all… sooner or later we’ve got to cut out the cancer in our society – otherwise we’re going to be destroyed by our own corruption and indifference. – Eric Clapton
“I’d always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid. I was very interested in glue, and then I went to lager and speed, and I drifted into heroin because as a kid growing up everybody told me, “Don’t smoke marijuana, it will kill you.’” — Irvine Welsh
As marijuana becomes increasingly legal and accessible, more people than ever before are smoking weed on their birthdays, whether or not it’s technically legal where they live. If you’re among the stoners looking to celebrate your birthday with friends, here are some classic stoner quotes to make the occasion memorable! Hope you enjoyed it.