Bob’s Burgers Quotes: Loren Hal Bouchard is the creator of several animated TV shows such as Bob’s Burgers and is an American animator, writer, producer, director, and composer. Bob Belcher runs a hamburger restaurant “Bob’s Burgers” with his wife Linda and three underachiving kids Tina, Louise and Gene. Bob and his family experience, the way they deals with various situations while running a restaurant in a very hilarious way.
Bob Blencher and his family run this restaurant in a very farcical manner. Some of the quotes from this series are collected below, which will not allow you to stop laughing and remembering the scenes which you have watched.
Bob’s Burgers Quotes
“Bob, if you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife! — Teddy
“Two people, together forever. Security in life! And someone to love ya! Instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence. I’d kill myself!”- Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
“Bob: “…and I think I might be a pimp.” Louise “(casually, passing through): “You’re gonna need a bigger hat.””“With four ears I can ignore you twice as hard. – Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
Ha aliens, we farted on you!” “Wow, running with a coffee table’s hard. No wonder no one does that.” – Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
“Bob: Say goodbye to the trucks, kids, because tomorrow we are taking back the street.”
“Sorry, ballroom’s been canceled. The teacher just waltzed out of here. Got it? I’m kidding. She died. — Receptionist”. Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
““I’m not afraid of ghosts. I’m not afraid of sharks. I’m not afraid of cancer. I’m just afraid of snakes! They really creep me out. Where are their arms and legs? It’s really not okay!” – Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
“Bob Belcher : “Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?”
“You should know when you hold hands with me, you’re holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten.” – Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
“Rich people run funny. Must have all the money in their pockets. Or their big, rich, golden wieners. Eh, it’s probably their wieners.” – Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
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“Rudy: I guess when you’re hall monitor, you have to leave your feelings in your locker.”
“If boys had uteruses they’d be called duderuses.” – Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
“Bob Belcher: Twenty percent off an oil change — we’re probably supposed to be getting those.
“Linda, Torpedo Jones said, “he liked my burger! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do.” – Bob Belcher
“When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face.” – Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
“Hello and welcome to Bob’s Burgers. The burger of the day is the ‘Child Molester’ —it comes with candy. Get it?” – Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
“Well, Your Honor, I couldn’t see the meter because there was a kid standing in front of it. And he was exactly….meter-sized… — Bob Belcher
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Bob’s Burgers Quotes Linda
“All the losers get stickers! Stickers of shame!” – Linda Belcher
“Mommy doesn’t get drunk. She just has fun.” – Linda Belcher
“The real tragedy is that I don’t have time to get nachos before we start.” – Linda Belcher
““Only strippers shave above the knee.” -Linda Belcher”
“Look through the tube and see some boob! Show some green, see some peen!” “When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face. — Linda Belcher”
“It was a time in Japan when the evil monsters would attack the nice little villages for no good reason. And the only force in all of Japan who could stop them are…Hawk & Chick! — Linda Belcher”
“Linda : ‘ll be like Al Capone with breasts.”
“I had the video game company take your game away because I love you. It’s like the time you took away the credit card from me when I was ordering all those porcelain babies. — Linda Belcher”
“Look through the tube and see some boob! Show some green, see some peen!”, “When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face. — Linda Belcher”
“Linda : ‘ll be like Al Capone with breasts.”
“I had the video game company take your game away because I love you. It’s like the time you took away the credit card from me when I was ordering all those porcelain babies.— Linda Belcher”
“Hello and welcome to Bob’s Burgers. The burger of the day is the ‘Child Molester’ —it comes with candy. Get it?” ““Only strippers shave above the knee.” – Linda Belcher”
“It was a time in Japan when the evil monsters would attack the nice little villages for no good reason. And the only force in all of Japan who could stop them are…Hawk & Chick! — Linda Belcher”
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Bob’s Burgers Quotes Linda Belcher
“Louise, you do not want that flu bug. I had it and it gave me weird fever dreams. I dreamt I was in a book club with my cousin Vanessa, but she was a werewolf. — Linda Belcher
“You’re a hurtful slut, Bob! — Linda Belcher
“You were right, Bob. I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings. Sometimes you gotta push ’em out the window. — Linda Belcher
“Bob, Gene, look at yourselves; you’re father and son! You’re supposed to love each other, not kill each other; this isn’t the Bible! — Linda Belcher
“I should write a parenting book. Call it, “Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back!’ — Linda Belcher
“Two people, together forever. Security in life! And someone to love ya! Instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence. I’d kill myself! — Linda Belcher
““When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face.” – Linda Belcher
“Rich people run funny. Must have all the money in their pockets. Or their big, rich, golden wieners. Eh, it’s probably their wieners. — Linda Belcher
“Linda : Awww, so cute! Your burger and his beer are making little belly babies!
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Louise from Bob’s Burgers Quotes
“We’re adrenaline junkies. We like our rides pure, uncut, and assembled in Meh-hi-co! — Louise Belcher
““Oh, I swear to God, if you keep talking I’m gonna gut-punch you!” – Louise Belcher
“Can we roll down the windows? I’m starting to breathe in Tina’s breath. — Louise Belcher
“Louise : “Our gang is called the Broken Glass Kids. We’ll cut you.”
“Why don’t you try speaking in words, instead of your damn dirty LIES?” – Louise Belcher
““Oh, I swear to God, if you keep talking I’m gonna gut-punch you!” -Louise Belcher
“Louise : “Our gang is called the Broken Glass Kids. We’ll cut you.”
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Louis Bob’s Burgers Quotes
““Why don’t you try speaking in words, instead of your damn dirty LIES?” – Louise Belcher
“Can we roll down the windows? I’m starting to breathe in Tina’s breath. — Louise Belcher
“Remember, Tina—a nerd in the hand is worth…not really that much. Never mind. — Louise Belcher
“The apocalypse is upon us! Why?! Why must the world end right when I’m getting sleepy?! … Ah! Every human is dead except for me! Especially the men! So there’s no men! So it’s okay to sleep alone. Good night, kids.” “Hello and welcome to Bob’s Burgers. The burger of the day is the ‘Child Molester’ — it comes with candy. Got it? — Louise Belcher
“I hope they’re using protection because I am not taking care of that baby. — Louise Belcher
“I made it rain shrimp! What did you ever do? — Louise Belcher
“Louise : “Hi, my name’s Louise. I would like to donate a piece of my personal chalk, in case you need to outline a body.”
“Almost dying’s the best part of living. It’s called almost-live-dying.” – Louise Belcher
Tina Bob’s Burgers Quotes
“Tina: And lose the combination.”
“And last but not least, “Uhhhhhhhhhh” – Tina
“It’s a man cave. And Tina’s going spelunking. — Tina Belcher”
“I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went. — Tina Belcher”
“‘Danger’ is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H. — Tina Belcher”
“I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else. — Tina Belcher”
“You don’t want to mess with my sister. She’ll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.” – Tina Belcher
“I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, like everyone else.” – Tina Belcher
“It’s a man cave. And Tina’s going spelunking.” – Tina Belcher
“Tina : “We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle.”
“Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie. We don’t have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.” – Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
“Time for the charm bomb to explode. — Tina Belche
““What kind of God would give you those legs and no rhythm?” I need fresh faces. And fresh butts. — Tina Belcher”
Tina from Bob’s Burgers Quotes
“Tina: And lose the combination.”
“It’s a man cave. And Tina’s going spelunking. — Tina Belcher
“I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went. — Tina Belcher
“Tina : “We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle.
“Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie. We don’t have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.”
“Time for the charm bomb to explode. — Tina Belche
“I love espresso, coffee, caffeinated teas, and Jimmy Jr. In that order. — Tina Belcher
“Frowny face? All I’ve been is super nice to you and this is the thanks I get? I loved you, I loved you like a horse, which is my favorite animal. You know what, let’s just stop before we both say something we’ll regret, like that horses are better than cows. I regret that, but it’s true. — Tina Belcher (voice)
“Tina : “I don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. I’ll pay attention to myself.
“Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie. We don’t have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.
— Tina Belcher
Gene Bob’s Burgers Quotes
“My life is more difficult than anyone else’s on the planet, and yes I’m including starving children, so don’t ask! — Gene Belcher
“When I shut my eyes and cover my ears, I feel like I could spend the rest of my life with her”- Gene Belcher.
“I hope they’re using protection because I am not taking care of that baby.” “You should know when you hold hands with me, you’re holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten.
— Gene Belcher
“Who’s better at math than a robot? They’re made of math!” – Gene Belcher
“Tina’s killing it up there. And by ‘it’, I mean ‘my interest’.” – Gene Belcher.
“Gene : Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!”
“Gene : “Come on, boys, you’re the peanut butter. Girls, you’re the jelly. Let’s make some sandwiches!
Bob’s Burgers Quotes Gene
Gene : “Dad, I need you to drop everything and shave my legs.”
“Gene : “I think I have the best legs in the family, and the smoothest bottom.”
“Gene: And taking back the night! Respect for women! My body, my rules!”
“Gene : Well, I decided to go join the birds. I eat lots of bread already and I’m tired of fighting. Goodbye!”
“Gene : “Come on, boys, you’re the peanut butter. Girls, you’re the jelly. Let’s make some sandwiches!”
“Gene : Well, I decided to go join the birds. I eat lots of bread already and I’m tired of fighting. Goodbye!”
“Gene: And taking back the night! Respect for women! My body, my rules!”
“Gene : “I think I have the best legs in the family, and the smoothest bottom.”
“One man’s trash is another man’s Christmas gift for Dad!”-Gene Belcher.
“Can we roll down the windows? I’m starting to breathe in Tina’s breath.” – Gene Belcher
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“If we see any mermaids I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are.” – Critter
“Bob : About dinner theater: “It’s not dinner, and it isn’t theater either. It’s like the imitation cheese of theater.”
“Critter : Half bumper car, half go-kart, ALL BALLS!”
“Look through the tube and see some boob! Show me some green, see some peen! — Darryl
“Bob : “Linda, Torpedo Jones said he liked my burger! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do.”
“When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face.” – Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
“It was a time in Japan when the evil monsters would attack the nice little villages for no good reason. And the only force in all of Japan who could stop them are…Hawk & Chick!” – Bob’s Burgers Quotes!
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