81 Famous Borat Quotes Farcical and Little Aggressive

Borat is one of the best comedy films by Sacha Noam Baron Cohen. Famous Borat quotes are a collection of dialogs from this movie. Sacha Noam Baron Cohen, born on 13 October 1971 is an English actor, comedian, producer and writer. He is best known for his creation and portrayal of the fictional satirical characters Ali G, Borat Sagdiyev, Brüno Gehard, and Admiral General Aladeen. Famous Borat Quotes Farcical and Little Aggressive

Baron Cohen has produced and/or performed in comedic films such as Ali G Indahouse (2002), Borat (2006) and its sequel Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (2020).

Best Borat Quotes

I say this because I had a very bad gypsy attack…they stole my wife, plow…and they touch my horse in a very bad way…he got very depressed. – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat Movie.

We decided to not take airplane should the Jews repeat their attack of 9/11. – – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat Movie.

“If I give you good price, will you please put in p*ssy magnet?” – Famous Borat Quotes

“What did you say about me, you skinny piece of sh*t?” – Oksana

 

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“Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls.” – Famous Borat Quotes

“My wife she is dead…she die in a field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.” – Borat

“Listen pussycat, smile a bit.” – Famous Borat Quotes

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“I found a new book which only tells the truth. It’s called Facebook. I learned so many facts there.” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)

“My country send me to the United States to make movie-film. Please, you come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.” – Borat

“Great Success!” – Famous Borat Quotes

 

81 Famous Borat Quotes Farcical and Little Aggressive

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“Who is this lady you have shrunk? Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of? Do not try and shrink me gypsy, I serious.” – Borat

“(Reading a telegram to Borat) Yes, I can. “Dear Borat Sagdiyev, your wife Oksana was walking your retarded Bilo in the woods, when a bear attacked and violated and broke her. She is now dead’” – Hotel Employee

I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her! – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat Movie.

America has the most beautiful womens in world – for example Liza Minnelli and Elizabeth Taylor. It also center for democracy and porno. I like it! I so excite to do my movie. – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat, about Borat Movie.

Kazakhstan is more civilized now. Women can now travel on the inside of busses, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hats. – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat, Da Ali G Show – Responding sarcastically to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character

Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog. – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat, Da Ali G Show.

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This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat Movie.

In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, women can vote, but horse – cannot! –  Sacha Baron Cohen’s Borat, in Borat Movie

In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped. –  Sacha Baron Cohen Borat, Da Ali G Show.

There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute. – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat, Da Ali G Show.

“When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.” – Borat

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“[to audience members at a rodeo] My name-a Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your war of terror! May we show our support to our boys in Iraq! May US and A kill every single terrorist!” – Borat

“I arrived in America’s airport with clothing, U.S. dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.” – Borat

“I want to buy a car with p*ssy magnet.” – Famous Borat Quotes

But if she cheats on me, I will crush her! – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat, Da Ali G Show – speaking with Jenny Noel from Great Expectations Dating Agency

You let women in cinemas here? In my country, we have a pen outside for animals and women. – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat Movie.

Yagshemash! In U.S. and A., if you want to marry a girl, you cannot just go to her father’s house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide. Before American woman will allow you in her vazhin, you must do something called dating. – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat, Da Ali G Show.

America’s national sport is called baseball. It is very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party. – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat, Da Ali G Show.

Famous Borat Quotes

Throw the Jew down the well, So my country can be free, You must grab him by the horns, Then we have a big party. – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat, Da Ali G Show.

American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine. – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat, Da Ali G Show.

“[Kissing Gesture Made to Woman] Very nice. How much?” – Famous Borat Quotes

“You let women in cinemas here? In my country, we have a pen outside for the animals and womens.” – Borat

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“Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free, you must grab him by the horns, then we have a big party.” – Borat

“I make sexytime with my mother in-law.” – Famous Borat Quotes

“A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again! He also became buddies with tough-guy leaders from around the world.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)

“Pamela, I am not attracted to you anymore…NOT!” – Famous Borat Quotes

“This is Natalya. [kisses her passionately] She is my sister. She is the number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. [Natalya holds up her trophy] Nice!” – Borat

“In my country, we say to let a woman drive a car is like letting a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.” – Borat

 

81 Famous Borat Quotes Farcical and Little Aggressive

Famous Borat Quotes

“American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.” – Borat

“In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five women to be in the same place, except for in brothel or in grave.” – Borat

Funniest Borat Quotes

“I will be the next Queen Melania! She’s the happiest wife in the world!” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)

“This-a Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty.” – Famous Borat Quotes

“Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it has a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.” – Borat

“Why don’t you do something useful and dig your mother a grave?” – Oksana

Along my travelings, I learn many new things about America. For example that it no longer legal to shoot at Red Indians. Once again, I apologize with all my heart to the staff of the Potawatomi Casino in Kansas. – Sacha Baron Cohen 

Very sorry to interrupt politics. Might I make a shit in your house? – Sacha Baron Cohen  Borat, Da Ali G Show – interrupting a conversation

“[On the subway] Hello. My name is Borat. I’m-a new in town. (A chicken falls out of his briefcase)” – Borat

“I say this because I had a very bad gypsy attack… they stole my wife, plow… and they touched my horse in a very bad way… he got very depressed.” – Borat

“America national sport is called baseball. It is very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.” – Borat

“He is a real Chocolate face, No make up.” – Famous Borat Quotes

“Trump would be disappointed! You are leaving the hotel without golden shower.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)

“I needed to give a gift to Pamela so she would grant me entry into her vagine.” – Borat

“Impressive and amazing result for a strong premier who always put America and Kazakhstan first!” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)

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“You telling me the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?” – Famous Borat Quotes

“May your George Bush drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child of Iraq! May you destroy their country so that for next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert!” – Borat

“I bring iPod back from America and I got my neighbor iPod mini… because it is for girls!” – Borat

“But if she cheats on me, I will crush her!” – Famous Borat Quotes

“I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. All I can think of is that beautiful woman in her red water panties. Who was this CJ?” – Borat

“Donald Trump: Strongest premier in history. He is not racist. Black guys love him so much, they kneel before him.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)

“Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but horse can not!” – Borat

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“Kazakhstan is more civilized now. Women can now travel on the inside of the bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.” – Borat

“That suit is NOT black!” –Famous Borat Quotes

“F*ck the social distance.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)

“Do your vagjin hang like sleeve of wizard?” – Famous Borat Quotes

“Look, there is a woman in the car. Can we follow her, get her and maybe have s*xy time with her?” – Borat

“Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel.” – Borat

“My name Borat. I like you. I like s*x. It’s nice.” – Famous Borat Quotes

Hilarious Borat Quotes

“HIGH-FIVE!” – Borat

“Because of Trump, 350 million Americans still alive. Trump never had stroke. Vote for premier Trump, or you will be crushed.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)

“You will be my boyfriend.” – Famous Borat Quotes

“A woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.” – Driving Instructor

“I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained… ten if not.” – Borat

“I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!” – Borat

“I like you. Do you like me?” – Famous Borat Quotes

“What is more dangerous: this virus or the Democrats?” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)

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“May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq!” – Borat

“She make it from milk from her t*ts.” – Famous Borat Quotes

“Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium; other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.” – Borat

“Very sorry to interrupt politics. Might I make a sh*t in your house?” – Borat

“My name a Borat.” – Famous Borat Quotes

“They have cleverly shifted their shapes. One of them has taken the form of a little old woman. You can barely see her horns. She has tried to poison me already.” – Borat

“Okay, so a “not” joke, I would say, “That suit is black. Not!’” – Patty Haggerty

“No, no. I don’t get upset. Sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose.” – Dog Show Contestant

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