Borat is one of the best comedy films by Sacha Noam Baron Cohen. Most Famous Borat quotes are a collection of dialogs from this movie. Sacha Noam Baron Cohen, born on 13 October 1971 is an English actor, comedian, producer and writer.
He is best known for his creation and portrayal of the fictional satirical characters Ali G, Borat Sagdiyev, Brüno Gehard, and Admiral General Aladeen. Famous Borat Quotes Farcical and Slightly Aggressive
Baron Cohen has produced and/or performed in comedic films such as Ali G Indahouse (2002), Borat (2006) and its sequel Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (2020).
Most Famous Borat Quotes
I say this because I had a very bad gypsy attack…they stole my wife, plow…and they touched my horse in a very bad way…he got very depressed. – Sacha Baron Cohen’s Borat Movie.
We decided to not take airplane should the Jews repeat their attack of 9/11. – – Sacha Baron Cohen’s Borat Movie.
“If I give you a good price, will you please put in p*ssy magnet?”
“What did you say about me, you skinny piece of sh*t?” – Oksana
“Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, and all other countries are run by little girls.”
“My wife, she is dead…she died in a field…she died from work, an accident, but it is not important, I have a new wife.” – Borat
Borat Lines
“Listen pussycat, smile a bit.”
“I found a new book which only tells the truth. It’s called Facebook. I learned so many facts there.” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev, “Borat” sequel (2020)
“My country sent me to the United States to make movie-film. Please, come see my film. If it not success, I will be executed.” – Borat
“Great Success!”
“Who is this lady you have shrunk? Was she the owner of the house that you camp in front of? Don’t try and shrink my gypsy, I serious.” – Borat
“(Reading a telegram to Borat) Yes, I can. “Dear Borat Sagdiyev, your wife Oksana was walking your retarded Bilo in the woods, when a bear attacked and violated and broke her. She is now dead.” – Hotel Employee
Borat Phrases
I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her! – Sacha Baron Cohen’s Borat Movie.
America has the most beautiful womens in world – for example Liza Minnelli and Elizabeth Taylor. It also center for democracy and porno. I like it! I so excite to do my movie. – Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, about Borat the Movie.
Kazakhstan is more civilized now. Women can now travel on the inside of busses, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hats. – Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, Da Ali G Show – Responding sarcastically to legal threats over slurs in the Kazakh character
Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect stamps, some like to make jam, but the most fun is to kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with a wild dog. – Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, Da Ali G Show.
Borat Famous Lines
This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. – Sacha Baron Cohen’s Borat Movie.
In the US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, women can vote, but horse – cannot! – Sacha Baron Cohen’s Borat, in Borat the Movie
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped. – Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, Da Ali G Show.
There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute. – Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, Da Ali G Show.
Borat Best Quotes
“When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.” – Borat
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“[to audience members at a rodeo] My name-a Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your war on terror! Let us show our support to our boys in Iraq! May US and A kill every single terrorist!” – Borat
“I arrived in America’s airport with clothing, U.S. dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.” – Borat
“I want to buy a car with p*ssy magnet.”
But if she cheats on me, I will crush her! – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat, Da Ali G Show – speaking with Jenny Noel from Great Expectations Dating Agency
Yagshemash! In the U.S. and the U.K., if you want to marry a girl, you cannot just go to her father’s house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide. Before an American woman will allow you in her vazhin, you must do something called dating. – Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, Da Ali G Show.
America’s national sport is called baseball. It is very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party. – Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, Da Ali G Show.
Quotes From Borat
Throw the Jew down the well, So my country can be free, You must grab him by the horns, Then we have a big party. – Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, Da Ali G Show.
American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine. – Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, Da Ali G Show.
“[Kissing Gesture Made to Woman] Very nice. How much?”
“You let women in cinemas here? In my country, we have a pen outside for the animals and women.” – Borat
Borat Pussycat
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“Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free, you must grab him by the horns, then we have a big party.” – Borat
“I make sexytime with my mother-in-law.”
“A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again! He also became buddies with tough-guy leaders from around the world.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
“Pamela, I am not attracted to you anymore…NOT!”
“This is Natalya. [kisses her passionately] She is my sister. She is the number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. [Natalya holds up her trophy] Nice!” – Borat
“In my country, we say to let a woman drive a car is like letting a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.” – Borat
“American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.” – Borat
“In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five women to be in the same place, except for in brothel or in grave.” – Borat
Funny Borat Quotes
“I will be the next Queen Melania! She’s the happiest wife in the world!” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev, “Borat” sequel (2020)
“This-a Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty.”
“Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it has problems, too: economic, social, and Jewish.” – Borat
“Why don’t you do something useful and dig your mother a grave?” – Oksana
Along my travels, I learn many new things about America. For example, it is no longer legal to shoot at Red Indians. Once again, I apologize with all my heart to the staff of the Potawatomi Casino in Kansas. – Sacha Baron Cohen
I’m very sorry to interrupt politics. Might I shit in your house? – Sacha Baron Cohen Borat, Da Ali G Show – interrupting a conversation
“[On the subway] Hello. My name is Borat. I’m new in town. (A chicken falls out of his briefcase” – Borat
“I say this because I had a very bad gypsy attack… they stole my wife, plow… and they touched my horse in a very bad way… he got very depressed.” – Borat
“America national sport is called baseball. It is very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.” – Borat
“He is a real Chocolate face, No make up.”
“Trump would be disappointed! You are leaving the hotel without a golden shower.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
“I needed to give a gift to Pamela so she would grant me entry into her vagina.” – Borat
“Impressive and amazing results for a strong premier who always puts America and Kazakhstan first!” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
Borat Quotes Gypsy
“You telling me the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?”
“May George Bush drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child of Iraq! May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in your desert!” – Borat
“I brought an iPod back from America and I got my neighbor an iPod mini… because it’s for girls!” – Borat
“But if she cheats on me, I will crush her!”
“I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. All I can think of is that beautiful woman in her red water panties. Who was this CJ?” – Borat
“Donald Trump: Strongest premier in history. He is not racist. Black guys love him so much, they kneel before him.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
“Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but horses can not!” – Borat
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“Kazakhstan is more civilized now. Women can now travel on the inside of the bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.” – Borat
“That suit is NOT black!”
“F*ck the social distance.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
“Do your vagjin hang like sleeve of wizard?”
“Look, there’s a woman in the car. Can we follow her, get her and maybe have s*xy time with her?” – Borat
“Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? Government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is the size of squirrel.” – Borat
“My name Borat. I like you. I like s*x. It’s nice.”
Borat Quotes Very Nice
“HIGH-FIVE!” – Borat
“Because of Trump, 350 million Americans still alive. Trump never had stroke. Vote for premier Trump, or you will be crushed.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
“You will be my boyfriend.”
“A woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.” – Driving Instructor
“I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained… ten if not.” – Borat
“I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!” – Borat
“I like you. Do you like me?”
“What is more dangerous: this virus or the Democrats?” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
“May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq!” – Borat
Borat Quotes Funny
“She makes it from milk from her t*ts.”
“Kazakhstan is the number one exporter of potassium; other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.” – Borat
“Very sorry to interrupt politics. Might I make a sh*t in your house?” – Borat
“My name is Borat.”
“They have cleverly shifted their shapes. One of them has taken the form of a little old woman. You can barely see her horns. She has already tried to poison me already.” – Borat
“Okay, so a “not” joke, I would say, “That suit is black. No!” – Patty Haggerty
“No, no. I don’t get upset. Sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose.” – Dog Show Contestant
In conclusion, Sacha Baron Cohen’s fictional character Borat Sagdiyev, who he invented and plays, has earned a reputation as a cultural icon for his witty and frequently contentious statements. He is known for saying things like “Very nice!” and “Jagshemash!” which have become catchphrases among his followers.
Many of his remarks, including “We back your campaign of terror, and I approve of it. Very nice of you. You accompany me to Kazakhstan, “serve to parody and make commentary on societal concerns like political correctness and stereotypes within a particular culture. Overall, the popularity and relevance of Borat’s quips make him a cherished and enduring figure in popular culture.
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