150 Quotes about Plumbers and Pipe Fitters

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Plumbers are the unsung heroes of the construction industry. Whether you need a plumber for an emergency job or a long-term relationship, there is always something to be done when it comes to plumbing. Here are some quotes that show just how great plumbers are.

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Quotes about Plumbers

To be a plumber, you have to use your hands and your brain. – Nathan Miloszewski

In general, plumbers make the highest salary of all the jobs in the construction industry. – Simone Payment

Plumbers have an enormous effect on the quality of life and basic functioning of everyone’s lives. – Juan Carosso

Plumbing can be a great career for people who get satisfaction out of building and fixing things. – Rachel Given-Wilson

In times of disaster, plumbers play a vital role in helping communities get back to normal. – Marcia Amidon Lusted

Quotes about Plumbers

Today, however, plumbers are respected professionals, appreciated for their skill and importance. – Marcia Amidon Lusted

A good way for someone to decide if he or she would like to be a plumber is to work as a plumber’s helper. – Simone Payment

Plumbing is the art and science of creating and maintaining sanitary conditions in buildings used by humans. – Rex Miller

Without plumbers, people wouldn’t be able to enjoy many of the conveniences of modern living. – Simone Payment. Quotes about plumbers!

You do not need a college degree to become a plumber. That doesn’t mean plumbers don’t have to spend time learning the job, though. – Josh Gregory

Plumbers can’t just walk into a bathroom and tell you why your sink is clogged. They need to investigate first! – Nathan Miloszewski

Almost everyone needs the help of a plumber at some point, and the work they do is vital to both home and businesses. – Marcia Amidon Lusted

People all over the world rely on plumbers. Plumbers are responsible for providing many of the conveniences of modern living. – Rachel Given-Wilson

Given the critical importance and potential issues and costs of improperly completed work, plumbers must be highly trained and skilled. – Juan Carosso

But most plumbers don’t do their jobs in order to become rich. They do it because they want to use their hands and do a job well. – Marcia Amidon Lusted

When plumber’s work is done well and operating correctly, everyone is happy and completely unaware of all that went into having everything work ‘just right.’ – Juan Carosso

A plumber’s job requires good math skills. They need to take measurements, do math problems involving fractions, and connect different sized pipes and fixtures. – Nathan Miloszewski

Famous Quotes about Plumbing

I have been fixing the plumbing here for ten years. I ain’t never had to wear no tie before. – Stephen King. Quotes about plumbers!

Looks like I’ll never get away from plumbing. Working here by day and scrubbing here at night. My life goes by in bathrooms. – Frederick Hazlitt Brennan

You take plumbing and women’s nature: they’re both unpredictable and filled with hidden mysteries. All men can do is serve them properly so they flow the way they’re designed to. – Alan Rudolph

I’m so handy, you already know. I’ll fix your plumbing when your toilets overflow. It’s so handy, I’ll bring you up to code when your dishwasher’s about to explode. – George Astasio

They’ve got new inventions coming: Stead of outdoor and indoor plumbing. I just blew in from the windy city. The windy city is mighty pretty. – Paul Francis Webster

Tired plumbing wakes me in the morning. Shower runs hot, runs cold playing with me. Well, I’m up for the down side. – Ian Anderson. Quotes about plumbers!

Never had a dream for a while, the pipeline was blocked, so I learnt and did a bit of plumbing. They say tomorrow never dies, but he forgot to tell you ‘you can’.Ed Sheeran

The kind of girl who ain’t afraid of nothing. She’s independent, she does her own plumbing. – Bob Mcdill. Quotes about plumbers!

You’ll see your mind expand and  your perceptions grow more and more acute and you can teach him plumbing and philosophy. – Jerry Bock

I’m just serving crack from house to house. I’m out here plumbing (yeah), She swear she the real, but no deal (yeah). – Cody Osagie

In the eyes of many lay people, plumber is simply someone who joins pipes together, running the water from one appliance to another. R. D. Treloar

Few people appear to give much consideration to the depth of knowledge required to carry out the basic plumbing skills, or the trained professional’s need to have a full understanding of related activities. R. D. Treloar

Plumber One Liners

”Plumbing is usually boring,not always”

”My plumbing is no one’s business but my own”

”I wish I had gone into industrial plumbing. That’s a joke”

”What I found was that I thoroughly enjoyed the plumbing of experiment”

Plumber One Liners

“I grew up around hardware. I could sell you all the plumbing and electricity you want”

“Im not nearly as significant has Ralph Nader, or the local plumber” – Harlan Ellison

”There are far too many people in university in Britain. If you want to make money, be a plumber”.

“Basically, I’m a musical vocalist, but I do voice over stuff as a sideline, like plumbing or something”

“I used to tell people my father was a plumber, because that would mean we had a normal life”

“People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.

“Lets say I was a plumber, or worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I’m saying”

“People say they are always waiting for GOD to appear, but have you ever tried to find a plumber on a Sunday?”

”Editing is really like plumbing a good deal of the time. You put two things together, and a current runs through it”

“If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today. – Barry Mann

”Most thermostats are built by plumbing companies. But you really need to understand how to build a phone to make them better”

”You don’t need a college degree to be a good carpenter, welder, plumber, auto mechanic, member of the armed forces, or firefighter”

“If you’re a plumber, there is an objective way to establish whether you put together a great piping system or not. Art is a bit more slippery than that.

Famous Quotes about Plumbers

There’s a great career back on Earth for us in, eh.. plumbing. – Derek C.

I mean, plumbing is just an extremely profitable hobby. – Howard Adler

Everything I know about plumbing, I learned from playing Mario Brothers. – Jenji Kohan

The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. – Gene Roddenberry. Quotes about plumbers!

The practice of medicine is a thinker’s art, the practice of surgery, a plumber’s. – Martin H. Fischer. Quotes about plumbers!

An American husband would never be at the office when the plumbing got clogged – he’d rush home to share it with his wife. – Stanley Shapiro

A guy digging ditches or a plumber wiping joints – it solves problems, you know? You have to dig this hole so wide, so long, so deep. You dig it, and that’s it. – Lee Marvin

“I once worked with a plumber in New York City who said, “Every time you flush your toilet you’re putting food in my family’s mouth’. (This must be one of our favorite clever plumbing quotes)

”Modern cynics and skeptics… see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing”

” I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender.”

”Water is commonly regarded as the ‘solvent of life,’ since our bodies are 70% water. All other vertebrates, invertebrates, microbes, and plants are also primarily water. The organization of water within biological compartments is fundamental to life, and the aquaporins serve as the plumbing systems for cells.

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“We repair what your husband fixed”

“A good flush beats a full house”

“Don’t sleep with a drip, call your plumber”

“Were number 1 in the number 2 business”

“Professional, affordable and we always leave the seat down”

“Call us when you’re backed up”

“Got a leak, ill take a peak”

“All plumbers have big dreams, pipe dreams”

“We wont drain your check book”

“Our reputation has leaked out”

“If it weren’t for us, you’d have no place to go”

“If water runs through it, we do it”

“Call the best, flush the rest”. Quotes about plumbers!

”Unlike doctors, plumbers are in the business of prevention”

”Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

“How does a plumber break the ice butt crack a joke?”

“Your crap is my family’s bread & butter.”

“Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he’d be a plumber”

”If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber”- Albert Einstein

“A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source”

”Plumbing – that little thing between the Middle Ages and Modernity”

”If it wasn’t for plumbing, we would have still died from drinking water”

“My dad was a plumber and my mom was on and off again “

“One of the best sleight of hand guys I know is a plumber”

“The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain”

“I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails”. Quotes about plumbers!

“A plumber is the only guy I know who can take leak, and fix it also! Quotes about plumbers!

”There are lots of different feminist groups. It’s not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber”

”If you’re a Italian, and you’re a plumber, are you an Italian plumber”. Quotes about plumbers!

”A plumber doesn’t change the way he plumbs when he has a kid. You’re a comedian. This is your style”

”Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.”

Hilarious Quotes about Plumbers

“I wish I had gone into industrial plumbing. That’s a joke.” – Leon Russell. Quotes about plumbers!

“My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem.” – Colin Firth

“Let’s say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I’m saying?” – Obie Trice

“My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.” – Demetri Martin

“If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today.” – Barry Mann

“People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.” – John Kruk

“Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.” – Alfred Hitchcock

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor.” – Brock Yates

“I mean, just because you’re a musician doesn’t mean all your ideas are about music. So every once in a while I get an idea about plumbing, I get an idea about city government, and they come the way they come.” – Jerry Garcia

“Businesses have come and gone at Homeboy Industries. We have had starts and stops, but anything worth doing is worth failing at. We started Homeboy Plumbing. That didn’t go so well. Who knew? People didn’t want gang members in their homes. I just didn’t see that coming.” – Greg Boyle

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Inspirational Quotes about Plumbers and Pipe fitters

The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. – Scotty. Quotes about plumbers!

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. – Christopher Morley. Quotes about plumbers!

Acting is not an important job in the scheme of things. Plumbing is. – Spencer Tracy. Quotes about plumbers!

“We don’t have the plumbing to take care of what needs to be taken care of.” – Boomer Esiason. Quotes about plumbers!

If you consider the contribution of plumbing to human life, the other sciences fade into insignificance. – James P. Gorman

Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one. – George Meany

In order to gain the respect you deserve as a professional in the field of plumbing, you have to show respect for the views of others. R. D. Treloar

For many people, a home’s plumbing system is perceived as being extremely complex with lots of parts that only a professional plumber is qualified to work on.Donald R. Prestly

As far as making a living, if plumbing earned more, I’d probably do it. At least you can leave the job at home once the tools are put away. A writer works in his mind 24/7. – James McBride

The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water. – John W. Gardner

When we attempt to find meaning in the pursuit of pleasure, the commitment to a job, or through plumbing intellectual depths, we all eventually find in each of these pursuits a dead end. – Charles R. Swindoll

Water is commonly regarded as the ‘solvent of life,’ since our bodies are 70% water. All other vertebrates, invertebrates, microbes, and plants are also primarily water. The organization of water within biological compartments is fundamental to life, and the aquaporins serve as the plumbing systems for cells. – Peter Agre

One of my aims was to be paid as well as a plumber. Plumber was better-paid than any performance artist who was always doing this for free. It is so important to make a good living from art. You know, John Cage, until he was 60, he couldn’t pay electricity. – Marina Abramovic

I recommend my students not to be professional unless they really have to be. I tell them, ‘If you love music, sell Hoovers or be a plumber. Do something useful with your life. – Robert Fripp

Right from the Author

We are all aware of the famous quote: “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” Well, that is definitely not the case when it comes to plumbers. Plumbers are usually very polite and courteous people. But there is nothing wrong with being polite and courteous when it comes to a job that you do. However, they do not need to be overly complimentary when it comes to a job they do. In fact, they should not even think of complimenting you at all.

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