150 Funny Valentine Messages for Friends

Funny valentine messages for friends: Make your partner laugh with these funny Valentine’s messages! Everyone loves to make our partner smile. On this day you see that your partner feels good and is happy and smiling throughout the day.  We have made our efforts to get you the best funny valentines messages and make this valentine day a remarkable one. We hope you enjoy these funny Valentines messages.

Funny Valentine Messages for Friends

I’m going to spend Valentine’s day with my true love…my phone!

Roses are red, violets are blue, this candy is sweet and so are you.

I love you even more than my iPhone. Happy Valentines Day my love!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don’t spoil me today, then I will kill you!

My Valentine’s Day recipe for you: 1/2 cup of hugs, 2/3 cup of kisses, 4 oz of snuggles and 10 lbs of chocolate!

Let’s pretend for one day that we love each other more than anything else. We can avoid each other for the rest of 364 days!

Whoever said Valentine’s day is only for lovers? I love you my best friend!

I am not saying that I care about money more than I do about you. But it’s my father’s advice to spend my money on good purposes only!

I love you even more than chocolate and candy. Happy Valentines Day to the love of my life!

Cute Funny Valentine Messages for Friends

Is it just me or is it a little creepy that Valentine’s Day is represented by fat babies carrying around bows and arrows?

I am on a diet so feel free to buy me diamonds instead of chocolates or flowers this Valentine’s Day.

I went looking for funny Valentine messages and all I found was this useless sentence!

I don’t need silly gifts like flowers or chocolate on Valentine’s Day, jewelry will do just fine.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt ….Happy Valentines Day

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

Funny Valentine Messages for Friends

Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.” Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? A: It made him wed his plants!

Valentine’s day is only a few days away…………so remember it’s not too late… break up and save money…..

You’re quite a catch! But don’t feel too bad even good offers sometimes have a catch! Funny Valentine messages!

I found a card for you in time, I really did. And it said exactly how I feel about you. But it was so mushy the envelope went all soggy!

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

Best Friend Funny Valentine Messages for Friends

I wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen..

This Valentines day if love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!

“My heart was made to be broken.”

It seems 2 have luvd u in numberless 4ms, numberless times in life after life, in age after age 4ever.

100 hearts would b 2 few,2 carry all my luv 4 u. Dear Alcohol….. Will you be my Valentine?

Funny Valentine Messages for Friends

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweet heart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.

Darling, you seem to get more beautiful everyday, but I refuse to wear glasses!

Funny Valentine Messages for Friends

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?”I’m sweet on you”.

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day? Owl be yours.

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Happy Funny Valentine Messages for Friends

Whoever said Valentine’s day is only for lovers? I love you my best friend!

Love is in the air! So don’t hold your breath!

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.

Each moment of a happy luvr’s hour is worth an age of dull & common life.

To all my single friends. If no one else loves you, I do. Funny valentines for friends.

Through all the things that came to pass, our love has grown… but so’s your ass.

If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

Funny Valentine Messages for Friends and Family

You are so lucky to have me – and vice versa! Happy valentines day friend funny.

From now till forever, I will always stand by you. My love for you is not S or L, it is XXXL! Happy Valentine’s Day!

From the moment I set eyes on you, I knew I was going to do this. Happy Valentine’s day, my frog, I turned you into a prince. I adore you!

You are my sun that lights up my life, but also gives me sunburns sometimes. Love you to the sun and back.

People say love is blind, but to me, no, it is not. My love for you has opened my eyes to all your faults – and yet, I still love you! Happy Valentine’s Day, my love.

I know love can sometimes change, and feelings can often be strange. Yet, how I feel is not a mystery, I love you even more than biscuit and tea! Happy Valentine’s Day!

You didn’t steal my heart, you just hacked into my brain. I sometimes even forget my name when I am with you. Happy Valentine’s day, my sweetest baby.

Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him

Let’s go to the bedroom and lose some weight.

My day – no, my life, is incomplete without you. I adore you, my love candy. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Love is blind – this is so true. How mad I am to fall in love with you. Bah – never mind! Happy Valentine’s to you.

Lilies are white, while brinjals are purple. My love for you baby, is getting double. Have an amazing Valentine’s Day.

Your farts are your cutest feature, except for the days we eat radishes. Then, baby, I want to kick you out. Happy Valentine’s day, dear!

Roses are red, and baby, so are you, when you blush, I feel sooo good. Happy Valentine’s day, bugs bunny. You are the best part of my day!

In this world, there are billions of people. Among all, you chose to be with me, even though I am batshit ugly. You are a lucky man! Happy Valentine’s Day.

If you ever break my heart, I swear I will break all your bones. So baby, don’t ever dare to cheat on me. I love you loads. I wish you a very happy Valentine’s Day.

Beautiful moments like these make me feel I should hire someone to take photos of us. That’s how happy you make me feel.

Funny Valentines Messages for Him

Without you, I am just a cat, but with you, I am a tiger. Happy VD, lovebug.

I can’t wait to rip your clothes off when we get married. I love you so much, darling. Happy Valentine’s day.

You are the topping of my favorite ice-cream. I pray this ice-cream never ever melts. Have an amazing Valentine’s Day.

Words are just not enough to express my love for you. Maybe my stupid face can. Wishing you a very happy Valentine’s Day.

My friend, you are the only guy I think of every day, and I really don’t know why, but I guess it could be love. I love you now and forever. HVD!

You are definitely an essential nutrient in my body. Without you, I would probably get rickets. Funny Valentine Messages! my love.

Happy Valentine’s Day, my love. I am so happy you could finally love me. Now, baby, I can die in peace. I hope we die together when we do. But, darling, let’s enjoy today first.

Bikes can’t stand on their own because they are two-tired. Same in my case. I would be too tired to spend my life without you. Happy Valentine’s Day, love.

I sometimes feel like I could just murder you – but then, who would hold me the way you do? You are the love of my life. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Although I am deathly afraid of heights, I would unhappily climb the tallest mountain just to shout your name, but then, I am surely going to cry afterward. Love you, my Valentine!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes for Friends

“Who needs a Valentine when you have great friends like us to share the chocolate with?”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you… until you steal my fries!”

“Valentine’s Day: the one day a year when being single is a privilege, not a punishment.”

“Why have a boyfriend/girlfriend when you can have pizza and friends?”

“Love is in the air, but so is laughter when we’re together.”

“Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that I need to stock up on discounted chocolates tomorrow.”

“If you ever feel lonely on Valentine’s Day, just remember that you’re never alone in your love for memes.”

“Who needs a date when you can have a great mate?”

“Valentine’s Day: the only day when we try to make love sound like a good thing even though it involves sharing germs.”

“Friends are the real treasures in life, so here’s to us, the real MVPs of Valentine’s Day!”

Happy Valentines Day Friend Meme

Q. What I need 2 live has been given 2 me by the earth.

A. Why I need 2 lives has been given 2 me by you.

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

A: I find you very attractive.

Q. What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?

A: I’m nuts about you!

Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?

A. Let me call you Tweet heart!

Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who?”

A: A divorce lawyer.

In the spirit of love and friendship, these funny Valentine messages for friends are the perfect way to share a laugh and brighten their day. Whether you’re celebrating with your pals or simply want to spread some joy. These witty and light-hearted messages capture the essence of friendship on this special day.

Remember, Valentine’s Day is not just about romantic love; it’s a day to cherish all the meaningful relationships in our lives. So, share a smile, exchange a chuckle, and let your friends know how much they mean to you. Happy Valentine’s Day, to the friends who make our lives sweeter, one laugh at a time!