100 Best Birthday Silly Wishes | Little Silly Wishes

Birthday silly wishes: Birthdays are hopefully celebrated for your achievements of the past year. You grow every year with age and prosperity, but this is the time you share your happiness with your FRIENDS AND FAMILY together.

The person who feels that he/she has made some progress in their life always looks forward to celebrating their birthday in a very fabulous manner. And celebrating birthdays without funny jokes and silly things happening around is almost impossible. So to celebrate your birthday in a silly and joyful manner, we have gathered some silly but meaningful birthday silly wishes to enjoy this day of yours.

Birthday Silly Wishes

Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt!

Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!

Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

Happy birthday. I hope your day is as nice as your butt ????

Pst, don’t grow up! It’s a trap. Happy birthday! Birthday silly wishes!

Birthday Silly Wishes

I’d give you my last chicken nugget. That’s really saying something. Happy Birthday!

You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Super glad you were born. Birthday silly wishes!

It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weirdness. Happy birthday!

If you were my Uber driver, I’d totally give you five stars. Happy birthday!

I smell old people! Oh, wait no that’s just you. Happy birthday!

Wow, look at you growing up and having birthdays! Adult looks good on you????

May your birthday cake be moist, and no one uses that word to describe it.

Happy birthday to a real life Insta baddie ???? Birthday silly wishes!

You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise you’re pretty cool. Happy birthday!

Name a better birthday duo. I’ll wait. In the meantime, happy birthday!

May you live so long your wrinkles have wrinkles. Happy birthday!

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Birthday Silly Wishes for Her

Happy birthday! Stay golden, girl ????

Happy Birthday from one fabulous gal to another!

Happiest of birthdays to she “she” to my “nanigans”!

On your birthday I thought I’d just let you in on a little secret.

Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday queen ????!

Birthday Silly Wishes for Her | Birthday silly wishes

Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! You rock! ????

A little advice on your special day, there is no shame in the Botox game. Happy birthday!

Wow, another year under your belt. Just let me know how old we’re telling people you are now ???? Happy Birthday!

I’m one boob, you’re the other boob and together…we’re breast friends! Happy birthday! Birthday silly wishes!

I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. But obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!

One minute, you’re young and fun. Next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. I think we both know which you are…Happy birthday!

It’s your party and you’ll cry if you want to; however, I don’t recommend it. You’ll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. Happy birthday!

A quick reminder on your special day… well-behaved women rarely make history. So, this year, let’s go ever crazier! Happy birthday!

Some call it grounds for a stint in the mental hospital, we call it your special sparkle ???? Happy birthday!

If we were living back in Salem in 1692, you totally would have been deemed a witch. And so would I. It’s why we clicked so well. Happy birthday witchy!

A friend like you is like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always getting on my last nerve. But hey, can’t live without ‘em. Happy birthday!

A lady never reveals her…um… age. Yeah, that sounds right. Happy birthday, lady! Birthday silly wishes!

Good thing I found you! Because to be honest, I think we both know you couldn’t find glasses if they were on your face girly. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to a woman who never ceases to amaze me. Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. Other days you can’t find your keys because you put them in the fridge. You’re unbelievable!

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Birthday Silly Wishes for Him

Happy birthday! It’s a big one! (That’s what she said.) ????

Thanks for being such a great guy! Great big, that is. Happy birthday! Birthday silly wishes!

Since it’s your birthday, I’ll tell you now you’re a real catch. Fishing you a reel-y happy birthday!

Happy birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age…and definitely not acting it. Birthday silly wishes!

Turns out the right mask can make your special day a lot more fun. And by mask, I mean a glass of alcoholic beverage. Happy birthday, bro!

Roses are red, skateboards are sick, wishing happy birthday to you ya big… catch! Yup, you’re a great, big catch.

Birthdays are a lot like golf…it’s a lot more fun if you don’t keep count. Happy birthday!

I would have made you a fun card, but I know at your age bladder control can be a problem…Happy Birthday!

How to fart like a man: 1) pass the gas. 2) pass the blame. You got this bro! Happy birthday!

Don’t let old age get you down! It’s way to hard to get back up. Happy birthday, man! Birthday silly wishes!

Happy Birthday! For your special day I made you a cake. BOOM YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome.

If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you. That’s how much you mean to me bro. Happy Birthday!

Another year together has come and gone. What ever would I do without you? Don’t open jars, that’s for sure. Happy birthday man!

On the occasion of your birthday, here are some words of wisdom just for you. Make sure to keep on smiling, while you still have teeth! Happy birthday old-timer!

Out of all the men born on this day, I like you the best! (Well, I like you alright, “best” is a strong word.) Happy Birthday!

It’s your special day! Treat me! Oops, I mean yourself. Treat yourself! (But also me.) Happy birthday! Birthday silly wishes!

It’s your birthday! You know what that means? One year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids “get off my lawn!” Everyone loves that guy!

If it’s any consolation prize, in whiskey years you just get more delicious. So at least you have that going for you. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, Dude! Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. Not to mention the best parking spots at the grocery store.

On your birthday you might be thinking “Oh man I’m getting old”, but don’t worry. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you won’t still be doing dumb stuff. You’ll just be doing it slower. Happy birthday!

Birthday Silly Wishes for All

Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young.

May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!

It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.

Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.

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Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.

Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday! Birthday silly wishes!

Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.

It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!

I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday!

Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday! Birthday silly wishes!

Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start pouring, and happy birthday!

Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.

To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!

Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!

Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished!

Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend!

For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!

You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday! Birthday silly wishes!

Here’s wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.)

They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Silly Wishes

It’s your birthday? Let’s get up to some mischief! Birthday silly wishes!

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago. Birthday silly wishes!

You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Birthday silly wishes!

You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

You know, they say that age is all in your mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday! Birthday silly wishes!

A wise man once said, “Forget about your past – you cannot change it.” I’d like to add: “Forget about your present – I didn’t get you one.”

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart, funny, and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. Birthday silly wishes!

Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wondering where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wondering what day it is?

Short Birthday Silly Wishes

[insert age]?! I demand a recount!

Middle age… when “happy hour” is a nap!

Looking [insert age] is great – if you’re sixty.

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake.

Technically you’re not 50. You’re only $49.95, plus tax!

[Insert age] and still too young to plan your own surprise party!

You’re 60? That’s only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!

Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday. Birthday silly wishes!

Don’t let aging get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!

I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!

Personalize these Happy Birthday fun wishes with the age of the person.

[For under 40s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here’s to many more.

Happy Birthday! And remember you’re not [insert age] …you’re 18 with [XX] years’ experience.

They say you lose your mind as you grow older… what they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much!

Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful! Birthday silly wishes!

Don’t think of it as turning [insert age]. We’re here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.

Belated Birthday Silly Wishes

I’m so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!

I’m so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you would live this long. Happy Birthday! Birthday silly wishes!

I promise this card isn’t too late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

Happy Birthday! Don’t think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here’s wishing you a wonderful year ahead!

I know you think this card is a few days late. It’s actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!

Birthday Silly Wishes for Best Friends

At least you’re not as old as you’ll be this time next year. Birthday silly wishes!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. Birthday silly wishes!

The best part of being over forty is that you did most of your stupid stuff before the internet.

Don’t worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom-highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

[For over 40s:] Happy Birthday! I’m so pleased to hear you’re over the hill instead of under it.

By the time you’re your age, you’ve learned everything – you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

Just imagine all the things you’d want to hear on your birthday …and assume I wrote them here!

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified, and sober. Disappoint them. Birthday silly wishes!

You’re older; you’re wiser; you’re sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

You’re turning the perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!

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Birthday Silly Wishes Quotes

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. – Chili Davis

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art. – Stanislaw Lec

Age is not important unless you’re a cheese. – Helen Hayes. Birthday silly wishes!

I’ve reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Jack Benny

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old. – Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. – John Grier. Birthday silly wishes!

Happy 21st again! If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent! I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. – Francis Bacon

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. – Woody Allen

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