100 Best Birth Control Quotes

Birth control quotes: We are not here to discuss birth control issues. We leave that to political and social blogs. Please enjoy these birth control quotes along with funny birth control quotes.

There has been a lot of discussion around birth control lately, and for good reason. It is an important topic that affects many people. We’ve gathered some of the best quotes on the subject to help you make informed decisions about your contraception.”There is no such thing as 100% effective birth control.

However, using condoms and/or spermicide with every sexual encounter provides the best possible chance of avoiding an unplanned pregnancy.”

There are many different types of birth control available, so you can find one that fits your lifestyle and needs. If you have questions about any type of contraception, talk to your health care provider.

“No form of contraception is 100% effective, but by using a condom PLUS spermicide, you can increase your chances of avoiding an unplanned pregnancy.”

Birth Control Quotes

For birth control, I rely on my personality. – Milt Abel

We’re more effective than birth control pills. – Johnny Carson

The greatest of all contraceptives is affluence. – Indira Gandhi

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

Daddy says ‘don’t need no birth control’ That’s li’l jack horny – Extreme

The idea of getting pregnant again is terrific birth control. – Bethany Lopez

The only remedy against hunger is reasonable birth control. – Friedrich Durrenmatt

When mom found my diaphragm, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat. – Lizz Winstead

Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born ? – Benny Hill

The only remedy against hunger is reasonable birth control. – Friedrich Durrenmatt. 

Anybody who’s against birth control and abortion has to be a criminal idiot. – Eleanor Clark  

Birth-control is effecting, and promising to effect, many functions in our social life. – Havelock Ellis

If one is willing to have children, rhythm is probably the best method of contraception. – Elizabeth Hawes 

Quotes about Birth Control

… I saw a small boy who belongs to one of those large families who only practices at birth control. – Anne Ellis

[On being asked if she would favor birth control laws:] I will if you make it retroactive. – Florence Prag Kahn

Birth control and abortion are turning out to be the great eugenic advances of our time. – Frederick Osborn

Impotence and sodomy are socially O.K., but birth control is flagrantly middle-class. – Evelyn Waugh

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

Nearly 100 years ago, when Planned Parenthood was founded, birth control was illegal. – Cecile Richards

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. – Clare Short. 

He squinted at me. “What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control? – Janet Evanovich

We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. – Dora Russell. 

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. – Roseanne Barr

If men got pregnant, there would be safe, reliable methods of birth control. They’d be inexpensive, too. – Anna Quindlen

A woman who took the pill with a glass of pond water has been diagnosed three months stagnant. – Ronnie Barker. 

Patriarchy, routinely blamed for everything, produced the birth control pill, which did more to free contemporary women than feminism itself. – Camille Paglia

Marie Stopes had established the first birth control clinic in Britain; the whole question of informing women, especially those who were poor, about methods of contraception, began to be discussed. – Dora Russell

Medications can lower a woman’s sex drive and interfere with a woman’s ability to climax. These medications include antidepressants, birth control pills and hormone medications. I only know of three antidepressants that do not interfere with a woman’s sexual function. – Drew Pinsky

 Sex Ed – when I finally got to take it – was all about biology and birth control and nothing about anything that actually goes on between people. –  Lockhart

The most important eugenic policy at this time is to see that birth control is made equally available to all individuals in every class of society. – Frederick Osborn

Quotes on Birth Control

When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. –  G. Wells

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

If we can’t preserve the privacy of our right to procreate, I can’t imagine what rights we will be able to protect. – Faye Wattleton 

Too many people use abortion as a form of birth control. And that’s very wrong. I could never, ever have an abortion. – Brooke Shields

Neglecting an effective birth control policy is a never-failing source of poverty which, in turn, is the parent of revolution and crime. – Aristotle

It would be a service to mankind if the pills were available in slot machines and the cigarettes were placed on prescription. – Malcolm Potts. 

I will hold your birth control to ransom. The cells divide and grow inside you. I know what will be. I know what it will be – Porcupine Tree. 

Political analysts say the key voting bloc could be birth control moms. Birth control moms are women who use birth control but apparently not correctly. – Conan O’Brien

I prefer the earlier birth control techniques, which ranged from the delicious (using honey as a spermicide) to the aerobic (jumping backward seven times after coitus). – A.J. Jacobs

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by resorting to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry. – H.L. Mencken

It’s a birth control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. – Greg Travis. 

Powerful Birth Control Quotes

Birth control is the first important step women must take toward the goal of their freedom. It is the first step she must take to be man’s equal. It is the first step they must both take toward human emancipation. – Margaret Sanger. 

I am pro-choice, but I find that abortion is a failure of the feminist establishment. With every kind of birth control available in the world, abortion is not something to be proud of. If you need an abortion, you’ve failed. – Tammy Bruce. 

Consider the problem of over-population. Rapidly mounting human numbers are pressing ever more heavily on natural resources. What is to be done?… The annual increase in numbers should be reduced. But how? We are given two choices — famine, pestilence and war on the one hand, birth control on the other. Most of us choose birth control. – Aldous Huxley

I don’t believe there is one woman within the confines of this state who does not believe in birth control. I never met one. That is, I never met one who thought that she should be kept in ignorance of contraceptive methods. Many I have met who valued the knowledge they possessed, but thought there were certain other classes who would be better kept in ignorance. The old would protect the young. The rich would keep the poor in ignorance. The good would keep their knowledge from the bad, the strong from the weak. – Crystal Eastman

The subject of birth control is being lifted out of the mire into which it was cast by puritanism and given its proper place among the sciences and the ideals of this generation. With this effort has come an illumination of all other social problems. Society is beginning to give ear to the promise of modern womanhood. – Margaret Sanger

Frankly, I adore your catchy slogan, “Adoption, not Abortion,” although no one has been able to figure out, even with expert counseling, how to use adoption as a method of birth control, or at what time of the month it is most effective. – Barbara Ehrenreich

You see, they were Mothers, not in our sense of helpless involuntary fecundity, forced to fill and overfill the land, every land, and then see their children suffer, sin, and die, fighting horribly with one another; but in the sense of Conscious Makers of People. – Charlotte Perkins

You must strive to multiply bread so that it suffices for the tables of mankind, and not rather favor an artificial control of birth, which would be irrational, in order to diminish the number of guests at the banquet of life. – Pope Paul Vi. 

Birth Control Quote

Woman must have her freedom, the fundamental freedom of choosing whether or not she will be a mother and how many children she will have. Regardless of what man’s attitude may be, that problem is hers–and before it can be his, it is hers alone. She goes through the value of death alone, each time a babe is born. As it is the right neither of man nor the state to coerce her into this ordeal, so it is her right to decide whether she will endure it. – Margaret Sanger

How many doctors have you offered? How many kids will you adopt? How much more can this world hold? When you condemn birth control!
You hide behind false propaganda. Your group’s of thousands. It’s not your choice, it’s mine, I’ve made it. I’ll stand behind it every day – The Soviettes

Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. This should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pregnancies without having to provide birth control to anyone. – Heather Chapple

Clergymen, almost necessarily, fail in two ways as teachers of morals. They condemn acts which do no harm and they condone acts which do great harm. They all condemn relations between unmarried people who are fond of each other but not yet sure that they wish to live together all their lives. Most of them condemn birth control. None of them condemns the brutality of a husband who causes his wife to die of too frequent pregnancies.

I knew a fashionable clergyman whose wife had nine children in nine years. The doctors told him that if she had another she would die. The next year she had another and died. No one condemned; he retained his benefits and married again. – Bertrand Russell

Whether or not birth control is eugenic, hygienic, or economic, it is the most revolutionary practice in the history of sexual morals. – Walter Lippmann. 

The acceptability of birth control has always depended on a morality that separates sex from reproduction. In the nineteenth century, when the birth control movement began, such a separation was widely considered immoral. The eventual widespread public acceptance of birth control required a major reorientation of sexual values. – Linda Gordon

Users of contraception attribute to themselves a power that belongs only to God, the power to decide in the final instance the coming into existence of a human being. – Pope John Paul II

 I do not want to speak about overpopulation or birth control, but I think education is the way to give new impetus to the poverty question. – Harri Holkeri

The Church has always advised against birth control and that is the only position the Church can take in view of our beliefs with respect to the eternity of the marriage covenant and the purpose of this divine relationship. – Hugh B. Brown

 The problem of birth control and voluntary barrenness is poisoning the very fountains of life and defying God’s injunction to multiply and replenish the earth. – Hugh B. Brown

Without liberals we wouldn’t have unions. We wouldn’t have environmental protections. We wouldn’t have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any of these things! – Janeane Garofalo. 

Sneers and jests at birth control are giving way to a reverent understanding of the needs of women. Those who today deny the right of a woman to control her own body speak with the hardship of invincible ignorance or with the folly of those blind ones who at all ages have opposed the light of progress. Few there are to insist openly that women remain a passive instrument of reproduction. – Margaret Sanger

Even as birth control is the means by which a woman attains basic freedom, so it is the means by which she must and will uproot the evil she has wrought through her submission. As she has unconsciously and ignorantly brought about social disaster, so must and will she consciously and intelligently undo that disaster and create a new and a better order. – Margaret Sanger

Many of us were the unplanned children of talented, creative women whose lives had been changed by unplanned and unwanted pregnancies. We witnessed their bitterness, their rage, their disappointment with their lot in life and we were clear that there could be no genuine sexual liberation for women and men without better, safer contraceptives. – Bell Hooks

The two great sources of the opposition to Birth Control are found in the purely selfish motives of the religionist who wishes his people kept in ignorance of Birth Control and its methods so that they will beget children and yet more children for the glory of God and the Church, and the capitalistic exploiter of labor who is afraid of a diminution in the cheap labor supply. – Lydia Allen Devilbiss

Since, therefore, the conjugal act is destined primarily by nature for the begetting of children, those who in exercising it deliberately frustrate its natural power and purpose sin against nature and commit a deed which is shameful and intrinsically vicious. – Pope Pius Xi

The birth control pill, to a great degree, made possible the (hetero)sexual revolution. Yet those who developed oral contraceptives did not intend their work to promote what the majority of Americans at the time called “promiscuity.” Doctors generally refused to prescribe the pill to women who were not married; the Supreme Court did not rule this practice unconstitutional until 1972. – Beth Bailey

Although every organized patriarchal religion works overtime to contribute its own brand of misogyny to the myth of woman-hate, woman-fear, and woman-evil, the Roman Catholic Church also carries the immense power of very directly affecting women’s lives everywhere by its stand against birth control and abortion, and by its use of skillful and wealthy lobbies to prevent legislative change. It is an obscenity–an all-male hierarchy, celibate or not, that presumes to rule on the lives and bodies of millions of women. – Robin Morgan

The Pharaoh of old, haunted by the presence and increase of the children of Israel, submitted them to every kind of oppression and ordered that every male child born of the Hebrew women was to be killed. Today not a few of the powerful of the earth act in the same way. They too are haunted by the current demographic growth, and fear that the most prolific and poorest peoples represent a threat to the well-being and peace of their own countries.

Consequently, rather than wishing to face and solve these serious problems with respect for the dignity of individuals and families and for every person’s inviolable right to life, they prefer to promote and impose by whatever means a massive program of birth control. – Pope John Paul II

More troubling than this oddly timed debate about birth control is the vehemence with which women need to justify or explain why they take birth control–health reasons, to regulate periods, you know, as if there’s anything wrong with taking birth control simply because you want to have sex without that sex resulting in pregnancy. – Roxane Gay

The regulation of births, which is an aspect of responsible fatherhood and motherhood, is objectively morally acceptable when it is pursued by the spouses without external pressure; when it is practiced not out of selfishness but for serious reasons; and with methods that conform to the objective criteria of morality, that is, periodic continence and use of the infertile periods. – Catholic Church

I prefer the earlier birth control techniques, which ranged from the delicious (using honey as a spermicide) to the aerobic (jumping backward seven times after coitus). –  J. Jacobs. 

I do not pretend that birth control is the only way in which population can be kept from increasing. There are others, which, one must suppose, opponents of birth control would prefer. – Bertrand Russell. 

 [W]e declare it is a grievous sin before God to adopt restrictive measures in disobedience to God’s divine command from the beginning of time to ‘multiply and replenish the earth.’ Surely those who project such measures to prevent life or to destroy life before or after birth will reap the whirlwind of God’s retribution, for God will not be mocked. – Harold B. Lee

Funny Birth Control Quotes

My best birth control now is to leave the lights ON. funny birth control sayings.

Call of duty is a very effective form of birth control.

Learn from your parents’ mistakes Use Birth Control.

Birth-control is effecting and promising to affect many functions in our social life.

Now you ask why, yes, I do use  a form of birth control …the word NO.

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

May your weekend be less stressful now that the morning after pill is readily available for all ages.

Birth control pills should probably be  made for men, doesn’t it make more sense to upload a gun than to shoot at a bullet proof vest.